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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 12:49 PM        I didn't like Pirates of the Caribbean
Am I alone? Except Depp's performance, I thought it was pretty dull. Still, every critic on the planet insists it's the movie of the season. I don't get it.
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 12:58 PM       
Awesome. Glad to see someone else was bored out of their minds with that film. I agree, Johnny did a good job as the pirate, but it wasn't nearly enough to salvage that weak flick.
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 01:01 PM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 01:20 PM       
You're both stupidheads. It was a fun fun movie.
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 01:47 PM       
twas super fun, indeed. i don't know about movie of the whatever, but it was entertaining.

so is once upon a time in mexico. what's up with jdepp doing all these movies all of a sudden? i mean, i'm not complaining, but WHAT IS UP?
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 01:59 PM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 02:09 PM        .
Johnny Depp is the only good actor we have in our hollywood society these days.

And pirates was the movie of the season. It was a summer movie cause it had boats and pirates and gold and swashbuckling and stuff. I know I wouldn't want to watch that shit at Christmas or Easter.

That movie was great.
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 02:47 PM       
It sold so well and is not criticized badly because everyone is attracted to Johnny Depp. Men, women, dogs, birds, me, comets. EVERYONE.
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 03:03 PM        Re: .
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Johnny Depp is the only good actor we have in our hollywood society these days.
AHEM! There's still Jack Nicholson and Sean Connery, and Pierce Brosnan.
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 03:44 PM       
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It sold so well and is not criticized badly because everyone is attracted to Johnny Depp. Men, women, dogs, birds, me, comets. EVERYONE.
I would put that in my sig but that would make me look gay
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 04:23 PM       
It was just fun. I felt that it got slightly tedious in parts when everything started started going around in circles, what with Sparrow changing sides constantly... but yeah. I wouldn't watch it again anytime soon, but it's nice to see a fresh adventure film at a time when we have Spy Kids, Harry Potter and new Star Wars movies rammed down our throats.
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 05:12 PM       
i remeber gettin in a fight with rongi over this when i was fresh to this board.

I liked this movie because i expected a lot less from a disney movie. i don't think its the best movie of the summer, but it was pretty good. the acting from all the actors was pretty good and the special effects weren't all that bad. another thing i didn't excpect was it wasn't just good and bad, black and white.

Our school is having homecoming with this movie as it s theme...
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 05:17 PM       
I thought it was fun enough to sit through. But whoopty shit, that's what a movie is supposed to do.
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 07:07 PM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 09:15 PM        Re: .
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AHEM! There's still Jack Nicholson and Sean Connery, and Pierce Brosnan.
Fuck Brosnan. Pitt and Norton and Furlong and Buscemi kick ass too.
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 11:42 PM        .
I could have put alot more actors names but I was lazy. I think Mathew Broderick should have been fisted by GODZILLA!
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 09:30 AM       
Would've saved the movie for me.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 06:28 AM        Re: .
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AHEM! There's still Jack Nicholson and Sean Connery, and Pierce Brosnan.
Fuck Brosnan. Pitt and Norton and Furlong and Buscemi kick ass too.
yeah!!! go busemi!!

i enjoyed pirates, mainly because there hasent been a good pirate movie since yellowbeard.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 08:06 AM       
I saw it the other day, and found it quite puzzling.

The movie kept wanting to end... but it didn't!
They defeat the bad pirate captain, but the film doesn't end! Jack Sparrow escapes, but the film still doesn't end! What is going on!?!?

Sparrow was camp as hell (with his two little beards!! Chase me!!) and there should have been more swashbuckling!

As it was, the double acts with the two soldiers and the two ghost pirates was cool, if a little unnecessary. But best of all, the lasting image of a ghost pirate in a dress chasing his glass eye as it rolls down the ship deck with a huge fight going on around him was not to be missed!!
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 12:21 PM       
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