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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 06:02 PM        The Gun as a God
The Gun as a God.
Would the world have been better
with or without guns?
Lets see..
Would the world have been overpopulated by now
if it weren't for the gun?
Would violence be less, or more? With a readily available weapon such as the gun,
and its constant media coverage, is death more likley to occure?
Are all men truley equal now? Gun is the great equalizer. Because of it, a child can kill a man.
In the sector of violence, there are no classes.
Defense was based on bodily weapons, (fists, etc.) in the early origins of man.
Now, we are reduced to an unhonerable practice.
For example,

Mariens have the most honor. They must come face to face with the enemy, and have the bravery
to slaughter one of his own. Every marine I've talked to
aggrees that it is unhonerable
to shoot you advasery from far away.
Yet it equalizes all.
While this weapon is classifiable as a god, because of the lamb-like, cowardly, and violent heard nature of humans,
is it doing more harm,
or good.?
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 06:11 PM       
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 06:15 PM       
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 11:44 PM       
ah, thought wasted on ninnies.
nothing new.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 01:10 AM       
you know what's funny is that everyone who posts on this message forum is smarter than you. I can tell, and so can anybody else who reads your shitty writing.
Like you're the only person to ever notice that guns are responsible for accidental deaths.
the only good line of your poetry was, "Defense was based on bodily weapons"
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 01:47 AM       
your mockery needs some pizzaz.
you remind me of a geezer who ran out of insults early in life.
everyone who posts on this message forum is smarter than you.

Is that why I've gotten more replys then any of you?

I can tell
and where did you get your degree?

Like you're the only person to ever notice that guns are responsible for accidental deaths.
That wasn't the point, my brilliant high-school dropout.

Its not a poem.
But im sure you could tell the difference
if you turned a book right-side-up once in a blue moon.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 02:03 AM       
Sorry, I guess you just write like a goth kid. It looked like poetry I'd expect a 16 year old to write.

why would you even say that bodily line i liked if it wasn't poetry? Like early man could punch deer in the face.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 02:06 AM       
i already explained in the other thread why you're getting so many replies.

You're stupid.

People on this message board enjoy making fun of stupid people.

As if getting lots of replies necessitates being smart. Let me guess, you post on myspace. lol. Seriously that's like the dumbest thing I've heard on this message board.

lol.

Britney spears is a popular musician, therefore it follows that Britney Spears makes good music.
etc.
there's plenty of stupid popular people who get lots of messages on the internet. The problem is ones that mistake popularity for intelligence, insults against their intelligence as signs of their own intelligence and also writing about the most cliche dumb topics like gun control issues that everyone understands and novelty topics about serial killers as signs of their intelligence.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 08:23 AM       
How old are you, Gabby?
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 09:08 AM       
I'd love to see the math involved in "getting more replies than any of you". I'd also love to hear why, exactly, I should care.

Seven replies from four different people! That's like, the whole forum!
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 09:34 AM       
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Its not a poem.
But im sure you could tell the difference
if you turned a book right-side-up once in a blue moon.
Truely.
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 01:09 AM       
y'all be careful, you might hurt gabby's fealings, she is I am sure already suicidal.

I mean the world is so full of such great injustice and woe, and when she of all people tries to stand up and save us all with the good word of abstract thought, through her art and poetry, and no one understands. what is a girl to do? what is a girl to do?

Keep it up gabby with time we will all come to see your great wisdom and you will lead us all back to a state of devine primitivism.
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 06:18 AM       
I've already stated
that i despise all that is gothic, full-of-woe, bullshit.

Im the kid who once paint-balled a goth kids' house,
simply because his absurd and generic behavior displeased me.

My point in this thread,
Is
is cowerdace enhanced by the gun,
or does the gun enhance the length of life?

And so it also follows

That there is, or is not, cruelty involved.
which is crueler,
the act of using a gun,
or the motivations that drive that act?

When a hunter kills a deer,
one might say "thats not right"
well, why?

"because its wrong to kill animals for anything other then food"
so,
Does that mean the magnitude of the cruelty of an act
is defined by its motives,
or the act itself?

I'm all for guns.
they protect us.
Im not some kind of smelly hippy that hates mechanical things.

Let me phrase it this way, to appeal to small intellects.
say you lived in a shit neighborhood.
and you had a kid. a curious one.
would you keep a gun in the house, and why?
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 06:19 AM       
and no, i dont believe in suicide.

Suicide is wrong because it harms the living.
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 10:59 AM       
Oh shit! suicide harms the living...
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 06:57 PM       
you paintballed a kids house . did that kid own that house? or was it his parents? what the hell did he do to you? what did his parents do to you?

This shows that you like to think big, but cant live by it. quit being imature, and trying to prove to us that you are wise, when you cant even to be trusted with something as insignificant as a paintball gun.

rather than looking at if it is the gun or the intintion. here is a better question Should dumbasses be allowed to do dumbass shit?

no.
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 07:00 PM       
As much as I loathe you, Gabby, I would never stoop to the level of paintballing your house. This just shows what a petty and childish person you are.
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 07:21 PM       
oh god help us if she ever gets hold of a gun
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 09:23 PM       
Don't worry...

UNLESS YOU ARE GOTH THEN GOD HELP YOU YOU BETTER RUN LIKE HELL DON'T EVEN TAKE TIME TO CALL YOUR PARENTS AND WARN THEM!!!!!!
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 01:54 AM       
did that kid own that house? or was it his parents? what the hell did he do to you?

Yes, the kid did own the house.
He was a neighbor in college. In a true gothic act,
he threw a dead rat in my window.
When I asked him why,
he replied that "it was an artistic statement aimed at those who's lives were perfect."

I seem to remember a marilyn manson quote.
So goth
that he probably pissed out pure black.
Dead rat in my room = paintball.
Might I add,
that rat landed in my bed, while I was asleep.

Yes, thats the idea.
attack something I did in college,
and disregard all other attempts at conversation.
Now THAT'S adult!
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 03:04 AM       
i think we were all appalled that you would actually paintball some poor goth kids house.
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 03:27 AM       
"Oh the COLORS!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gawddamned YELLOW!
I can only cut myself to cope with this"

that poor goth kid.
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 09:44 AM       
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i think we were all appalled that you would actually paintball some poor goth kids house.
I know I am. You should have used your time to do something constructive, like make fun of an emotional fat kid with dead parents. Also, you should have grown a pair and actually done something, rather than bragging about imaginary, underwhelming exploits on the internet.
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Old Mar 12th, 2007, 02:19 AM       
If I were you,
I wouldn't combine an open window
with a bedroom and a mousetrap.
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Old Mar 12th, 2007, 02:33 AM       
yea dude that bong would be way to huge for you ;o
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