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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 03:01 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 03:03 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 03:27 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 03:32 PM       
WHERE DID YOU GO, THE CIRCUS?
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 03:46 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 03:52 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 04:02 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 04:26 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 05:40 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 10:46 PM       
Last night I went out for a friends birthday got completely wasted (tequila was involved) then tried to walk home - a distance of probably 10+ miles at 4am. During this trip some twat fitting my description robbed a news agent which I must've passed at some point because a sniffer dog tracked me for an hour before I was eventually found by a police car and interrogated (I say interrogated, they asked for ID and that's about all I remember). I think they realised that I was physically incapable of robbing anyone and left me to continue the walk/stagger home.

Funny thing is my description - which was supposedly the same as the robber's - was as follows: cammo shorts and and an amusing cat t-shirt from StuffOnMyCat.com.
I find it quite difficult to believe anyone else within many hundred miles would be wearing this combination of things being that it was a fucking cold morning.

I almost made it home but by about 7am I was so miserable I phoned my girlfriend and begged her to pick me up. It was either that of go to sleep on a bench by this point.
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 11:57 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 11:58 PM       
Do you like how I said that as if I hadn't just read the last 10 pages in mounting confusion?
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 12:24 AM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 09:22 AM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 09:29 AM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 10:39 AM       
Oh my god. What's with the 2 pages of crap about shoes?
Invasion!
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 10:46 AM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 11:44 AM       
Criky. She hangs with the wrong crowd, obviously!
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 12:14 PM       
She's one of those shoe fetish people.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 02:46 PM       
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Oh my god. What's with the 2 pages of crap about shoes?
Invasion!
And with but one click o' the mouse, they were all deleted in an instant.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 03:07 PM       
YOU KNOW THE LADIES WERE ALL EXCITED ABOUT THE CHANCE TO BUY ALL THOSE SHOES.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 03:34 PM       
So my power unit busted in my computer about 6 days ago.
I've been crying nightly.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 07:29 PM       
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Damn, that makes it sound like I have a posse.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 11:15 PM       
I can't believe you robbed a newsagent and didn't remember it. What did you get? Cash or chewing gum?
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 08:51 PM       
GUYS WHERE THE HOLY MOTHER FUCKING HELL IS GUITAR WOMAN
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