Is it wrong?

[CaptainBubba]

Is having sex with a girl just to teach her a lesson wrong?

For example, would I be morally remis if I were to use my college status to seduce a high school junior, have sex with her, then declare I don't ever want to see her again?

Not that I can't see the obvious ethical implications there, but also in one simple physical act I would save her years of searching for answers to the male majority psyche. Imagine how wise you would have been had you become jaded that early in life.

[Emu]

Of course it's not wrong. But you have to videotape it and make her watch it again.

[BlueOatmeal]

I wish I could be taught a lesson! With a paddle, and one of those strapons witht the head that has all those steels balls on it.

[Bass]

And one of those rubber ball gags with the leather strap.

[BlueOatmeal]

Your the fucking man Bass. You know how I likes it!

[FartinMowler]

I'm sure there is some psychotic killer dude that wrote something similar to Captain Bubba's babble :/

[Schimid]

Bubba babble

[GADZOOKS]

bubble bobble?

[Guitar Woman]

YES, gadzooks, they were making a play on the words "Bubble Bobble." Good job! I didn't think you would get that!

[Terra]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

Is having sex with a girl just to teach her a lesson wrong?

Only if she gets to have your wallet and all of it's contents AND if you had ingested several servings of that "special" cough syrup like you did at the end of October.

Yes, I'm pretty sure you can teach her a lesson this way.

[CaptainBubba]

AW MAN WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY LIKE THAT TERRA?? WHY YOU GOTTA HATE ON ME LIKE THAT??

[nothing4buddha]

pig

[CaptainBubba]

Oh come on. think of the future torment you would've avoided in say, your college years if some guy had fucked you in his trashy pickup and then when you gace him his number only called you back when he was feeling raunchy.

You'd hate him yes, but youd never date an asshole again. The smell of them, the look, and sleezy charms are all uncanny and experiencing one will let you understand and avoid them.

Also I just want to see how many naive and sexually inexperienced 16 year old girls will think my nut-burly body and coffee shop goatee is sexy. Cuz man nothing feels better than pussy thats too tight to put my genitals in. Yunno. So that the sensation is more intense.

Yunno.

[Terra]

So if I have this right, you would throw yourself on the asshole grenade to save some young girl heartache later on?

So what does she do about the revulsion of being with you in the meantime?

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

Cuz man nothing feels better than pussy thats too tight to put my genitals in. Yunno. So that the sensation is more intense.

Pehaps that's because your dick's the size of a vianna sausage and you gotta fuck little girls in order to get any kind of friction.

You're making assumptions anyway fucktard, there's tons of 16 year old girls with pussy the size of fucking houses.

[CaptainBubba]

Evidently you misread or overlooked the conditional "naive and sexually inexperienced" max. Generally this equates to at the very least a tighter vagina.

And its not my fucking problem what the girl does in the fucking meantime. I'm just there to get some and make her feel temporarily wanted until she realizes im using her for her permissive and submissive sexual attitude because i am, as aformentioned, Nut-burly.

[CaptainBubba]

In repsonse to the claim that my penis is small I would just like to explain that my penis is so massive that it defies description. When I acheive an erection whole galaxies are annihalated by the sheer mass and volume of my penis. The gravitational constants of the known universe bend and are manipulated by my penis. My penis breaks mathematics and creates wormholes when I ejaculate. My penis has its own penis and that penis is still bigger than your penis and your girlfriend's penis COMBINED.

[nothing4buddha]

lol if you have make a defensive reply about how big your penis is.... need i continue?

[CaptainBubba]

You dont understand.

Gravitational wells woman. Gravitational fucking wells.

[CaptainBubba]

I mean cmon. If shes a slut she kind of fucking deserves it yunno?

[nothing4buddha]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

naive and sexually inexperienced 16 year old girls
Yunno.

i wouldn't call her a slut if she's a virgin

[CaptainBubba]

Shutup you fucking slut

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

I mean cmon. If shes a slut she kind of fucking deserves it yunno?

If she's a fuck slut then she probably wouldn't have a tighter pussy, dipshit.

Congrats on contradicting yourself fucktard.

[CaptainBubba]

MAN I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT VAGINAS LET ME TELL YOU ONE OR TWO THINGS MAX ARE YOU A VIRGIN MAN I HAVE HAD SO MUCH SEXING I CANT BELEIVE YOU ARE NOT KNOWING ALL ABOUT THE VAGINA LIKE I AM BECAUSE I AM A BADASS MAN I AM CRAZY MOTHERFUCK I WILL HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A PAN I LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC MAN I AM CRAZYI WILL PUNCH YOU SO HARD AND THEN HAVE SEX BECAUSE I DO THAT ALOT WITH VAGINAS ITS GREAT TO PUT MY PENIS INSIDE OF THEM OH WAIT WHUT IF SHE IS A SLUT AND HER VAGINA IS LARGER BECAUSE THERES NO WAY VAGINAS RETURN TO THEIR NORMAL SIZE AFTER FUCKING THEM AND ITS MOSTLY AN ISSUE OF THE VAGINAL WALLS STRECTHING AND GETTING ACCUSTUMED TO CERTAIN SIZES FROM A PAIN PERSPECTIVE YUNNO AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

[CaptainBubba]

RAP MUSIC