Drunk behaviours

[Sethomas]

When I get drunk, I tend to change languages mid-sentence (because I can't think in only one for very long) and then I chew on people's heads trying to get to their brains. What do you guys do?

[Zomboid]

I'm either really mean or really nice. It's different every time :/

Oh, and friends is funnier the more I drink.

[carey]

I had a roomate piss in his wall locker...

another one pissed on his tv...

another one went for the sink but pissed in front of it...

I don't let roomates drink anymore.

[Dole]

I laugh a lot.

[Dr. V]

I act normal, cuz I've never been drunk.

[the_dudefather]

Originally Posted by Dr. Volshurawitz

I act normal, cuz I've never been drunk.

me too, in my entire life to date i have probobly have had an entire mouth full of alcohol (total)

[Dr. V]

Me neither. I have maybe had 1 sip of an alcoholic drink in my entire life. It's just a nasty tasting thing.

[Helm]

When I used to get drunk, I'd gradually lose motor function, throw up, pass out. The usual deal.

[Dr. V]

sounds good.

[FartinMowler]

I'm happy and somewhat creative for a while and then it tapers off and I become a blob of mass.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I usually lose balance when I walk, and I'll eat all the toquitos if any are made. Is there a thing as drunken craving?

[MetalMilitia]

I usually talk about complete crap for hours on end. And sometimes i attempt to 'mod' my PC. :/

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by Dole

I laugh a lot.

Ditto.......everything is funnier with alcohol

[Supafly345]

I insult everyone around me based on traits they don't even have.

[Bass]

I keep trying to get people to ask me to take my clothes off. I also become philosophical on the way my life is going.

[AChimp]

I swear like there's no tomorrow. My vocabulary impresses the ladies.

[slavemason]

I also laugh a lot, and I'll get top heavy from time to time.
Occasionally, I'll get my bugle and take it in the local metal bar and heckle bands with the nasty sounds. Last week I let a beligerent buddy hold on to it for a while. At the end of the night, the bugle had a big dent and the mouthpiece was all bloody. What fun! I love that Danny Paul, and Jager shots.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by AChimp

I swear like there's no tomorrow. My vocabulary impresses the ladies.

I had a woman tell me I had a massive vocabulary.....

[Crimson Ghost]

Evil Robot once passed out drunk in the woods with no shoes (he had socks) after drinking some grain alcohol. I looked for him for hours and in the wee hours of the morning found him sleeping against a tree.

[soundtest]

i'm on day 3 of no caffeine, alcohol, cigarettes, or other drugs

[Matt Harty]

I ramble about how i'm not that drunk.

[GADZOOKS]

I read from the Bible.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit

I usually lose balance when I walk, and I'll eat all the toquitos if any are made. Is there a thing as drunken craving?

Yeah, I always get pretty hungry when I'm drunk too.

[Boonie]

I usually vomit and pass out.

[thebiggameover]

Originally Posted by AChimp

I swear like there's no tomorrow.

so do i. i call everybody "fucker"...