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James · #1

Exactly one month ago, today, Hollycaust and I first said "I love you" to one another. That makes it the first official day of our relationship (though we had been going out and knew each other for a bit before).

So, here's to you, Hollykins. Let us hope to have many more months to come in our budding relationship.

Just think. One day, this could be us.

TeRRaNuSER · #2

and just think last week this was us

James · #3

Don't gay up my anniversary with child porn, fagmo.

Misinformation Man · #4

DID YOU KNOW:

The word "Anniversary" is actually derived from the word "Adversary." How funny that a word used to describe someone you hate became twisted into a word associated with someone you love!

Sethomas · #5

Dipshit, it's from the Latin "annus" meaning "year".

Comrade Rocket · #6

NO ONE LOVES ME. Im gonna go cry in all my lonelness.

Perndog · #7

@ Seth...look at the guy's username and decide whether he was being serious or not.

James · #8

Perndog doesn't get it.

And he never will.

kellychaos · #9

But you "get it" all the time ... don't you? ... you sly dog!

imported_Hollycaust · #10

James, that sequin butterfly string thong you gave me <#33333 thanks baybay, it's hot

Rev. Danno · #11

Wow, james, I totally belive you have a girlfriend now...
I sooo don't belive Holly a character now... I mean how could a girl not think a butterfly thong wasn't hot!
Wait is she 12, or kindly retarded?
Well I hope you and Holly"retarded pre-teen"caust are happy...
James, what name are you going to give your other hand?
Something offensive to black people?
I'm starting to think you make somany racist jokes is because you can never come up with anything cleaver...
How come you to never post at the same time?

CaptainBubba · #12

Are you fucking serious? I know some people don't get James humor so I can't tell if your being double sarcastic or not.

James · #13

Danno's just kind of stuck in a time when the boards were used in ignorance to hate everyone with no rhyme or reason. When that time was, I have no idea, but it's funny to see him acting like an ass.

Is that supposed to be a poem or something? If so, I appreciate you using your writing skills to offer Holly and me an anniversary present.

To answer your questions:

1. She is 13, so she's not a pre-teen (joke's on you). She's not retarded, but she huffs laundry detergent on a regular basis.

2. The name of my right hand is Biglips McBrownboy, and my left is called Toby.

3. Nothing's offensive to black people. When your life consists of calling one another "Nigga," blasting DMX out of your car stereo, and wolfing down White Castle, there's very little that can phase you. Even if it is the dreaded White Massah who may or may not have had an ancestor in the US who may or may not have had slaves 200 years ago.

4. Leave my cleavers out of this, you insensitive bitch. What I do with my cutlery is between me and penis.

5. Who would be the other person in your reference to "you to?" I'm assuming you're referring to Holly. You'd have to take that up with her. For some reason, she refuses to do the oh-so-cool thing of being on and posting RIGHT after I do. In other words, she's not my character.