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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 07:44 PM        BRAIN FREEZE
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 09:32 PM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 10:07 PM       
When you start getting brain freeze just breathe out until you're out of breath and it will stop.

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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 10:18 PM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 10:22 PM       
I also have a secret cure for blocked sinuses but this is on a need-to-know basis only :shhh
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 10:59 PM       
Can i know esuolohim does it involve sticking strings in your nose :O
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 11:14 PM       
Is it the bent paperclip thing? Because I totally already knew that. :<
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Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 11:47 PM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 12:35 AM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 01:53 AM       
oh yea, i like using horseradish. Usually when I'm sick I'll get wanton soup and some spicy mustard or something.

the string thing i heard for holistic medicine sounds scary. It's like flossing your nostrils.

do you SNORT SALT WATER OR TAP ON THE FOREHEAD?
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 02:14 PM       
I'm scared as fuck to try snorting salt water

OK well I don't know if this works for everybody but it's worked the last two times I've tried and I get blocked sinuses like nobody's business.

1) Push hard on the dent above your nose and between your eyes with your thumb.
2) Press your tongue flat up against the roof of your mouth.

Don't do them at the same time, and alternate between 1 and 2 every two seconds and then magic happens.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2007, 02:33 PM       
that's actually somewhat similar to a yoga technique ;O
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Old Feb 4th, 2007, 11:57 PM       
My aunt gave me this advice (keep in mind she is a plastic surgeon):

If you are sick or like your nose is acting wierd, while you're in the shower snort up a handfull of hot shower water. It will clear that shit up.
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Old Feb 6th, 2007, 05:56 PM       
actually, it helps to just cover one nostril with your finger, and exhale through the other with excess force
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 04:45 AM       
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Old Feb 8th, 2007, 06:52 AM       
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Old Feb 8th, 2007, 10:22 AM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 08:57 PM       
I ususally lay on one side taht doesn't have the clog then lay on the other when the clog moves. It gives me two minutes of uncloggy paradise.
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