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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 12:44 AM       
Don't you hate it when you start breaking up your stash and you start finding like clusters of seeds?
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 01:04 AM       
I usually shrug it off and chew the seeds
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 07:08 AM       
Why can't you smoke the seeds? Or plant them and eliminate the middleman?
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 09:30 AM       
, is why.

Seeds don't burn right, and make the smoke stale and hard to inhale.
plus, planting them is a whole diff. story
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 09:37 AM       
Watch out guys I think Kitsa's a nark.
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 09:41 AM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 10:39 AM       
just ignorant. A narc would try to pretend knowledge and fit in.
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 11:04 AM       
Whatever nark.
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 11:12 AM       
I stayed at the Ritz Carlton 5 years ago and got upgraded to some sort of fancy-schmancy suite because my room wasn't ready. It was a very weird experience, complete with bath menu (you could have a maid draw a bath with rubber ducky and piped in music for $50, but it didn't say how much to tip her):


and a lounge where there were five "food presentations" per day. Apparently Usher was on the same floor at the same time, and fell asleep in his bathtub and flooded the room below him, but I never saw him.

Anyway, the Ritz Carlton still sends me email despite my being disabled and poor now.



Oh, Ritz Carlton, you so funny.
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 12:20 PM       
A Goth, a Vandal, and a disheveled Roman walk into a bar. The Roman gets a few drinks in him and launches a tirade at his two compatriots. "You can take our wealth, you can take our lives, but you can never take our culture!", he screams, then collapses to the floor. The Vandal turns to the Goth and asks, "Vatch iss ziss he isk saying?" His friend shrugs disinterestedly.

"Ich wiel nicht," the Goth mutters over the brim of his cup, "Iss all Greek to me!"





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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 12:26 PM       
How come you don't do anything or see anyone for weeks, and when you really just wanna stay in, everyone invites you out?
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 12:34 PM       
Ingrained radar systems
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 12:34 PM       
Bastards.
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 12:39 PM       
Shit, you're English too, you people have had radar down pat since WWII, you should be able to pick up on when not to answer the phone
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 01:22 PM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 02:28 PM       
I have to fart so badly, but I'm in class
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 02:29 PM       
just let it fly.

i have awesome cleavage today
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 02:29 PM       
My bf has a horror story about a quiet classroom and a fart that he was just sure was going to be silent.
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 02:43 PM       
my son and i call each other "farticus" when we let loose at home
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 02:51 PM       
I tried to let it loose, thinking it would be more or less silent, and also because I'm in the very back corner of the room (need an outlet for my laptop), but I let a little toot sound out and this hot girl in front of me looked back at me curiously
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 02:56 PM       
could've been worse, could've been liquid.
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 03:13 PM       
Yeah if he'd heard he would've totally made a big deal about making sure everyone knew what had just happened.
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 03:26 PM       
I went to the bathroom during the 5 minute break and farted, but I've been drinking a giant can of energy drink, and now my legs are shaking because I have to pee so badly.
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 03:35 PM       
Oh man was it one of those megacans that act as baby bottles for young adults

I get those a dollar a pop at work and shotgun the motherfuckers, you end up making like old faithful
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 03:41 PM       
Yeah, that's exactly what it is. I have my legs crossed and my left leg is shaking like crazy. Right now, we're goin through the last bit of this class, but I keep looking at the clock and THAT IS NOT HELPING!
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