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Old Oct 5th, 2008, 01:49 PM       
Yeah, he could have an MMA fight with the Big Show at the next Wrestlemania.
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Old Oct 5th, 2008, 02:30 PM       
Here's the fight if anyone wants to see this hack go down:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4GfOJ9Q7U
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Old Oct 5th, 2008, 05:09 PM       
Shamrock must be crying about all the money he lost
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Old Oct 5th, 2008, 06:10 PM       
Freaking Shamrock.
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 12:24 AM       
"KIMBO SLICE, I'M COMING FOR YOU NIG*A!!"
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 12:50 AM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 12:10 PM       
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Imma go all Dennis Green and say Slice is who we thought he was :D
Well, his ass certainly got crowned.

And it was really cool how Carano actually made weight for this fight and tried to make it look like something other than a sideshow.
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 01:48 PM       
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And it was really cool how Carano actually made weight for this fight and tried to make it look like something other than a sideshow.
Yeah I agree.

Kinda wished she was a pound or two over again though. I mean the last time she was a pound or so over she just got naked and weighed in. Which I certainly didn't have a problem with.
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 02:44 PM       
I wish she was naked more often.
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 04:55 PM       
She wasn't naked. that was just for show. I saw the video and it was creepy.

I also love the fake bullshit between Shamrock and Ferguson (he no longer gets a nickname). Like they ever gave a damn about each other. Hell, Shamrock didn't even show up to the fight.
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 04:58 PM       
EliteXC themselves have to be reeling from this. They were bush league from the start and now that their biggest draw has been exposed I would not be surprised to see them slowly fade back into obscurity.
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 05:11 PM       
I think they'll hold on just long enough to sign Ortiz to a redonkulous contract. They'll probably have him fight the likes of Michael Westbrook and Johnny Morton.
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 05:15 PM       
Those don't sound like fights that are gonna put butts in seats.
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 06:12 PM       
EliteXC = Elite Extreme Cans

Their biggest draws are all cans. Shamrock, Ortiz, Canbo Slice, Gyna, and now that Seth fella.
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 06:14 PM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 07:03 PM       
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Those don't sound like fights that are gonna put butts in seats.
And your alternative is...
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 07:11 PM       
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Slice/Petruzelli rematch, duh!
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 08:08 PM       
You get one of those. And it shouldn't even be a headliner.

Maybe if Ortiz agrees to fight as a heavy weight, you can get him vs Ferguson. But thats at least a year away.

Who else? Actually fighting 50 year old Ken Shamrock? Hell, let's bring Dan Sevren out of retirement.
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Old Oct 21st, 2008, 02:14 AM       

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...exc/index.html
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Old Oct 21st, 2008, 02:21 AM       
Wow. I mean, I figured this day would come, but so soon? What is to become of my beloved "Conviction" Carano?

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Old Oct 21st, 2008, 02:24 AM       
I 'spect she'll be sitting on my face sometime 'round noon.

In honor of the great EliteXC and their ridiculous pimping of a hack fighter, I say we should keep all MMA talk in this thread forever and ever.
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Old Oct 21st, 2008, 02:25 AM       
Lucky bastard. Looks like Red Alert 3 and American Gladiators reruns for me.

EDIT: I second WR's suggestion. Let us never forget.
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Old Oct 21st, 2008, 10:45 AM       


Who didn't see the FAIL of EXC coming? I mean they shelled out so much money it was just stupid.

On the other hand I wish that UFC did have some nice competition, or if they got rid of Dana White.

Gyna is hot, buttttt as much as she loses and gains weight I bet she ain't that AMAZING when all the clothes come off

I'd still slam it though.

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