I’ve been clinging to my current Space Ghost avatar for the past 5 years, before the wave of Space Ghost-sporting retards emphatically arrived. But why should I have to change just because his show got popular? I love that friggin' thing! Ever the introverted thinker, I have opted to ditch the icon because I’m in dire need of something fresh. (And I don’t want to be lumped in with the retards.)
I would like you to choose from the following six new avatars.
1) Inverted SG – He’s the malicious doppelganger of my current SG. What will he say or do? The polar opposite of orthodox SG, that’s what!
2) Vertically and horizontally tainted SG – This SG has lost his bearing. Up is down. Left is right. But you’re still a shithead.
3) Red Variation SG – He’s fuming red. This could mean he’s acquired more anguish, or maybe he’s just preparing for Valentine’s Day. Or both.
4) Black & White SG – Everything is in black and white with B&W SG. You are, definitively; a sloppy fagwhich –OR- I like you. Stick around! There is no middle ground despite all the gray areas.
5) Inverted Desaturated SG – I feel like I’m in the darkroom with my Journalism teacher Mr. Leshert and OMG WE DON’T NEED LOOFAH’S AND COCONUT OIL FOR THE FINISH BATH!
6) Pixilated SG – It’s soulful. It means something deep like, I’m merely the residual damage from my own spontaneous human combustion. Or something.
I need your help. I suppose I’ll leave this open for about a week or so depending on how many of you participate. Thanks. This is for I-Mockery’s posterity.
If I don't like the one collectively chosen for me, I'll pick one for myself.