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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 06:48 PM        Hey um guys, how do you tell if a girl likes you
okay theres thes one girl ain my calss and one aday we were talkin ga nad she smialed at me and i smilde back and thtat chrimsats i got hre a presenta nd she sent me a thaknk you card and i was all like "hoappy day woohoo! " but now seh donsyt really lissen to me anmyore and i am sad now so hwo do i tel if she raelly lieks me or not i gotta knwo pleeas teall me so i can feel bettr

i fele strange askign for lvoe advcie on the intrdnet but i dno;t know where to go help me guys plez
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 06:51 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 07:35 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 08:53 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:24 PM       





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Explain! what IS this i am left with??
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:27 PM       
I think you have a problem mate sit on this awhile and ponder
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:28 AM       
learn to spell and use proper grammar...then write her a note and fucking ask her, retard.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 09:16 AM       
Can't you see?? He is using misspelled words in a hilarious send up of....I don't know, people who can't spell I guess.

Either that or he is using the latest in generispazcomedyvacuum software to create his posts.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 09:32 AM       
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learn to spell and user proper grammar...then write her a note and fucking ask her, retard.
and "user" proper grammer?
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 10:08 AM       
what? I have no idea what you're talking about.....
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 11:22 AM       
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Can't you see?? He is using misspelled words in a hilarious send up of....I don't know, people who can't spell I guess.

Either that or he is using the latest in generispazcomedyvacuum software to create his posts.
i wish I could articulate cool spot-on posts like dole
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 11:33 AM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 05:49 PM       
she probably found out you were uncircumcised and she doesn't know what to do with that extra piece of skin.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 05:53 PM       
Captian: She was prolly being nice to 'cause her friends dared her to. They're mean like that.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 09:17 PM       
Well first all, your first mistake was coming on here asking these fucktards for advice on fuckin' women. Half of them are fags and the other half are fat virgin losers still living with their Moms.

Then again the dykes on here could probably give you some good advice.

Doesn't matter anyway, all you're gonna do is take the information and not do anything with it, and just continue to jack off to pictures of your fat ass Mom on the net.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 09:20 PM       
You forgot the colon.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 09:29 PM       
He wasn't worth it.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 10:14 PM       
YOU HAVE TO WRITE HER A NOT THAT SASY "WILL U GO OUT WITH ME " AND "CIRCLE: YES NO" AND IF YOU ARE A GIRL KISS IT WITH LUIPSTICK ON!!!
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 01:30 PM       
WAHT IF UR A GUYZ? ;O
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 03:00 PM       
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WAHT IF UR A GUYZ? ;O
SPRAY IT WITH OLD SPICE (GIRLS *LVOE* THAT!!)
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 03:49 PM       
OMGZ I SHAL TRIEZ DATS! ;D
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 03:57 PM       
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OMGZ I SHAL TRIEZ DATS! ;D
I HOPE YOUR NOT MAKING FIN OF ME
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 03:58 PM       
Im not. I was being serious. ;O
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 11:47 PM       
JUST DON'T SCREW IT UP, ROBO
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 11:50 PM       
IF YOU FINGER HER, AND SHE DOSN'T MIND, SHE LIKES YOU.
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