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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 05:32 PM        Sorry ladies, I can't marry ya
From what I am gathering, marriage is defined by the express purpose of procreation and that is why gays should not be allowed to marry. Well I had an operation that makes sure I don't procreate and by definition of the law, I should not be allowed to marry you. Tell you what though, we can have sex and the first one to have my kid, I'll marry. Please form 2 lines.
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 05:44 PM       
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 08:49 PM       
I thought I was sterile, then I got married and divorced, then found out I wasn't sterile after all. Where does that leave me?
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 08:57 PM       
Because you divorced after you couldn't makkadababy, G*d granted you the gift of creation, but because you are not married he won't let you.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 09:04 PM       
well that fucking sucks.

I maintain that G*d shouldn't have made my options so limited if he/she wanted me to follow the rules.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 09:10 PM       
Seriously, G*d is getting a punch in the groin if I ever meet he/she.
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Old Dec 25th, 2008, 01:31 AM       
he-she G*D IS TRANSGENDERED :o
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Old Dec 25th, 2008, 11:38 AM       
I don't know, I always kind of figured whatever the Creative Force is would be beyond gender, but how could we know something like that?
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Old Dec 25th, 2008, 12:28 PM       
theoretically if god made humans in 'it's' own image and there's 2 different genders, god is a shemale or hermaphrodite, something
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Old Dec 25th, 2008, 01:16 PM       
There will still be a crotch to punch either way.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 10:46 PM       
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 04:03 PM       
OK, I'm up for it.
I could do with a shag and if a yank got me up the duff, I'd be able to live there. It's very hard to emigrate....
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 04:33 PM       
Is it still ok that I absolutely hate Jello Biafra?
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 04:38 PM       
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 04:47 PM       
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 05:01 PM       
Yeah but if he disses Al jourgensen, I may have to give him a slap.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 05:03 PM       
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 05:51 PM       
Is that sarcasm I detect?
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 05:55 PM       
No, he's the man. Or if sarcasm gets you off, by all means.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 06:02 PM       
He is the man. I got to know him and his sweet wife a few years back and they've been so good to me since.

But then I do like a bit of good ole sarcasm.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 06:11 PM       
I never got a chance to see Ministry.

I hold no hope for a future tour, years from now. I wouldn't see that, nor want to. Leave on a high note.

He's still doing a whole mess of other stuff in his Texas compound, though.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 06:18 PM       
Well the final tour was last year, so yeah, you missed it.
The last ever Ministry gig was in Dublin and it was fucking awesome.

But Al is doing well with his label, 13th Planet, False Icons are good. And he's going to be doing Prong shit. Plus new Lard will be coming out this year, so it's looking good. PLus REvco touring soon and I'm so coming to the USA for that.
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Revco is alright, sex before the show would make them better.
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