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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:23 AM       
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now that I have done it, your thoughts? And will this be your new wallpeper?

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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:23 AM       
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damn it i'm karaoke drunk and it's tuesday night DAMN IT
it's a good thing i've got a bottle of jack daniels and a bottle of bushmills and another 151 in the car trunk, i gotta remember to do that shit this weekend
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:24 AM       
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i'm not with people irl because i'm to afraid they will actively dislike me
I'm certain they will dislike me. I'm afraid they'll act on it.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:25 AM       
his internet takes a while cause he lives on the other side of the world

and the Coriolis Effect

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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:25 AM       
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cougars dont prowl for me

i prowl for cougars

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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:25 AM       
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basically, fuck pumas (not literally)
You would & have.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:26 AM       
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I'm certain they will dislike me. I'm afraid they'll act on it.
oh man there is a part of me that WANTS people to act on dislike so that i am forced to action
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:26 AM       
you dudes are goin too fast :<
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:26 AM       
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it was this one pub, you already mentioned it

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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:27 AM       
you're falling
away from me
falling away from meeee :korn
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:27 AM       
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Ex--I'm not with people IRL because they irritate the fuck out of me, but I imagine that it's the same thing
KEEP MOVING FORWARD, DON'T THINK ABOUT THE THINGS I'VE DONE
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:28 AM       
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KEEP MOVING FORWARD, DON'T THINK ABOUT THE THINGS I'VE DONE
THE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THINGS
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:29 AM       
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THE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THINGS
THE SICK AND AWFUL THINGS
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:29 AM       
I have to adapt Othello into a television mini-series, do you think they would notice if I cut the script of O in six parts.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:29 AM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:30 AM       
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I'm with people in real life all the time, they just are just beer drinking slobs
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:30 AM       
TERRIBLE
IT MAKES ME GIGGLE THOUGH
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No, no one does. Don't you remember?
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:31 AM       
Asila, this is technically my 9th year on this message board and I still don't have the faith in anyone here to digitalize my unique and artistic approach to having an anatomical abnormality that has so far been witnessed by a direly small number of privileged individuals.

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My weirdest dream? How about a man that can use the washer AND the dryer!

Ladies, you know what I mean!
I wanted to include a picture of some obnoxious female comic that people would recognize, but I could only think of one and to use her would require that I say something totally superfluous about stereotypes of black men who have large penises.

This invites 7F to say something along the lines of "that's not a stereotype, I know it's true", and then he'd put in a good amount of blank space under that sentence and follow it with "as someone who is half-white, that is." followed with an emoticon expressing dismay.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:31 AM       
Hugo: [Roger accidentally shoots Mike in the leg] No! Fuck Rog! It has to look like suicide! It has to look like fucking suicide Roger! Fuck!
Roger Rodriguez: I did what you said! Now we do it up close!
Hugo: No! The cops will know someone else fired the first bullet! Fuck Rog! You fucking herbed us! You fucking herbed us! Where's the scarf? Where's the fucking scarf!
Roger Rodriguez: I lost it.
Hugo: When the cop comes I'm gonna tell them you shot him in self defense.
Roger Rodriguez: If he wakes up he's going to tell on me!
Hugo: Sorry bro, Desi's dead.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:31 AM       
thanks for bringing that up
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Hey guys, I'm going to post a picture that I took last week because apparently "photographer" is a legitimate extension of my job title. This brings my job title up to "...(?), photographer".

I originally planned on incorporating it into a post I planned on writing for the poli/phil forum, but you guys distracted me. I was going to demonstrate that it's hilarious for reasons that seem to be politically incorrect, but really aren't because they're just accurate reflections of reality involving sensitive issues we're conditioned to ignore.

Yes, the post would have been much longer than that paragraph, but you wouldn't have troubles believing that anyways.

Here it is:

Is that chavette black?
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:32 AM       
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not really
I called that!
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:32 AM       
You are talking about Lisa Lampenelli, right Seth?
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 03:33 AM       
Oh god Seth, the ways that I'm torn by that piece of information is close to heart-breaking.
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