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Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 04:28 PM       
Dear Lord, the outlook is grim. BUT, I have managed to track down several suitable bachelors for you!

Antisocial, even by internet standards, GEOFF!
http://www.myspace.com/axila

The New Jersey High School Graduate!
http://www.myspace.com/jerzeedrive

The fucking VAMPIRE FROM KENTUCKY
www.myspace.com/kynightwalker

Representation from Florida, America's Armpit (and a Vegas import, no less):
www.myspace.com/pornguy69

And the prerequisite American football fanatic:
PABLO
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Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 04:53 PM       
Prospects getting better!

The pretentious, undoubtedly high-maintenance, but otherwise decent candidate:
www.myspace.com/fergdiesel5

The "Call Me" douche:
www.myspace.com/kennyallstar

Dan the Visigoth!
www.myspace.com/rureallyafreaklikeme

Fresh Meat
www.myspace.com/mickyhouston

EW aw fuck goddammit WHY
www.myspace.com/brittanymacleod

Are we supposed to know this guy?
http://www.myspace.com/paultaylorofficialmyspace




Some relatively normal guy



And with that, I'm bored now.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 04:57 PM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 06:59 PM       
All those people look like rapists, Gus!

We don't want your rapists thank you very much. We have quite enough of our own.
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 08:50 AM       
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Dear Lord, the outlook is grim. BUT, I have managed to track down several suitable bachelors for you!

Antisocial, even by internet standards, GEOFF!
http://www.myspace.com/axila

The New Jersey High School Graduate!
http://www.myspace.com/jerzeedrive

The fucking VAMPIRE FROM KENTUCKY
www.myspace.com/kynightwalker

Representation from Florida, America's Armpit (and a Vegas import, no less):
www.myspace.com/pornguy69

And the prerequisite American football fanatic:
PABLO
Thanks for the help.

Geoff has a dodgy tash though, and I'm a little concerned that 3 out of his top 4 friends are dogs. What does this mean? Maybe he's a man of little words and that could work.

'no more goose give me sumfin else" - that's a name? I'm always suspicious of people who use z's instead of s. What's that all about? lolz and thatz. Never seen that's spelt like that before. Choice of reading "anything wit ploice files?" I reckon he could get very boring very quickly

Evil Mystic00. Oh lordy. What has he come as?

Manny, aka pornking69. Does this mean he makes porn or looks at it? Have to say, the hat turned me off and the entire 'about me 'section.

Pablo has too much facial hair.



Maybe this is why I'm single, I'm just far too picky.
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 12:48 PM       
The talking robot on THIS IS PAUL TAYLOR'S OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE was probably my favorite
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 03:44 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 03:49 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 03:53 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 03:56 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 04:17 PM       
is it close by?
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 04:35 PM       
Yes, and there is candy in my front pocket!
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 04:39 PM       
Candy? Bloody americans. What do I want wih candy? I'm an adult. BEER. It's beer I want.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 07:58 PM       
BEER AND A FINE CHEESE.
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 01:12 AM       
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 10:49 AM       
I was promised that I would rue the day I was born when I woke up, and look, it's almost 4pm and I'm totally unrued. Life is just one big disappointment.
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Disappointment is a sure sign of Rueness!
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 02:27 PM       
that's a piss poor amount or rue
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 08:09 PM       
It's all part of my rue to woo plan. It will al become apparent over many years.
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 04:50 PM       
Years?!! If I have to wait years, I ain't waiting.
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Old Feb 10th, 2009, 05:03 PM       
See, you are rueing right now!
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