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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 10:08 PM       
It's KAtana, buddy. Not KItana.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 10:20 PM       
-blowgun
-tanto
-bokken
-butterfly knife
-some 3 blade pocket knives
-throwing knife
-a bunch of throwing stars stuck in a tree
-bayonet
-katana next week
-box cutter

-.30-30
-colt .45
-12ga double barrel shotgun
-.30-06
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 10:24 PM       
-blowgun
-tanto
-bokken
-butterfly knife
-some 3 blade pocket knives
-throwing knife
-a bunch of throwing stars stuck in a tree
-bayonet
-katana next week
-box cutter

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-colt .45
-12ga double barrel shotgun
-.30-06
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 10:25 PM       
Do those Bokken hurt as much as it looks like? Word on the street's that they can snap bones. :o
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 10:28 PM       
1- El Cid Tizona (bronze hilt)
2- El Cid Colada (bronze, steel hilt)
1- cutlass, model British Imperial
1- katana, broken with use
1- medieval type dagger, 20 inches
1- hand and half sword
1- fencing epée
1- battle axe
1- hatchet
2 Bows, compound and recurve
More assorted knives and letter openers than I would care to realize
1- 12 guage shotgun
1- 45-70 army rifle, ca. 1890
1- repro. 1830 muzzle loading rifle (caplock musket)
1- .22 long rifle
1- spiked war flail (broke another one)
I'm sure I'm forgetting something...

To complete war outfits, I have a hauberk and coif with surcoat and a great kilt, like those of Plantagenet days.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 10:29 PM       
supposedly they can break a femur
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 10:35 PM       
For sake of degradation, Musashi Miyamoto would kill duellists with bokken.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 10:48 PM       
Now that's what i call a collection, Seth.

Bokken are pretty cheap down here, and i was thinking about getting one before i got a decent blade, so i can learn some sword practice instead of just swinging the damn things around, and a weapon that can snap a leg bone in half or kill a duelist doesn't sound like a bad wood-to-metal tradeoff to me.
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 10:52 PM       
cheap ass katana
claymore
about a dozen shurikens
a set of kamas
a girlfriend
old socks
a punch dagger
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 11:16 PM       
- hunting knife
- pocket knife
- flail
- wooden pole with rusty metal on the end
- hose box
- dirty basball
- metal meat tenderizer
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 01:39 AM       
Holy shit...Some of you have way too many weapons

But why? Aside from seth, it seems like a lot of you are just wannabe ninjas :/
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 03:45 AM       
-Pocket Knife
-Kitchen Butcher Knives (didn't see anyone put those up)
-Sledgehammer
-Various Saws and other wood cutting blades.
-Dirk
-Battle Axe
-Broad Sword
-Claymore
-Katana(Grandmother brought it from Japan for my birthday)
-Scimitar
-Warhammer
-English Longbow(Sheep-gut string)

That's about all I can think of, though probably half of the non-household items are probably out in the garage rusting I'll probably go out there pretty soon to take out the best pieces and display them somewhere in my room. I do however try to practice longbow and Katana techinique every once in a while to keep it fresh seeing as those are my two favorite weapons.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 03:55 AM       
i used to have a bbgun, but either someone stole it or my ex sold it for drugs.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 05:38 AM       
I have lots of ball pens and fountain pens. Do they count as weapons? Heheh ^_^;
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 06:09 AM       
But why? Aside from seth, it seems like a lot of you are just wannabe ninjas

Shit, you caught me. :o

Once i've got a bokken, i can start learning how to use it, and then i will still be a wannabe ninja, but i'll wannabe killing your ass, hardcore.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 06:42 AM       
- my insanity, don't FUCK WITH ME!!!
- a corkscrew with a tiny knife
- a hedge-trimmer (like a weak chainsaw)
- one steel extendable vacuum cleaner pipe
- lots of kitchen knives
- a bunch of hammers
- a couple of tripods for music papers
- a couple of empty and full wine bottles
- a couple of chairs
- a broken Desert Eagle imitation air gun
- a lot of pens
- an uncle with a Taurus revolver and a Beretta pistol
- a sharp letter opener
- a drill
- a couple of scissors
- a spatula of DOOM
- I'm a very skilled marksman with a bow
- dental floss, to strangle you with. I haven't seen anyobody put that one up yet.
- propably some other crap that can be very lethal

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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 06:44 AM       
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I have lots of ball pens and fountain pens. Do they count as weapons? Heheh ^_^;
yes they do, a couple of years back here in Holland, a guy murdered his mother with a ball-point pen. he fired it from a crossbow into her eye. it's known as the "Pen-killing" here in Holland.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:52 AM       
- Sharpened screwdriver
- Karishnikov rifle
- switchblade (illegal here in s.c.)
- Grenades (non working, display only)
- countless homemade explosives
- stun baton, and the kind that shoots the needles
- Sawed off shotgun
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 08:10 AM       
My dad used to be a Martial Arts instructor, so we have all manners of martial arts-style weapons. Nunchakus, escrima sticks, the like...

But I do have a nifty collection of Japanese swords. The one sword I do have that's not Japanese is a huge, "Braveheart" type broadsword. The thing is as tall as I am!
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 08:40 AM       
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But why? Aside from seth, it seems like a lot of you are just wannabe ninjas

Shit, you caught me. :o

Once i've got a bokken, i can start learning how to use it, and then i will still be a wannabe ninja, but i'll wannabe killing your ass, hardcore.
You just wait till I buy a battle axe or something off ebay. Then we'll fight and you will be so fucked

I can also use a broken beer bottle, bitch.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 09:16 AM       
my weapons aren't really fancy, just the kind that psycho's use. I also forgot one type of weapon. a pillow, I bet you didn't see that one coming there, did you?
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 02:44 PM       
You fancy yourself a warrior, oh rotten one?

Face MY MOTHERFUCKING WRATH!

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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 03:08 PM       
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FEAR THE HEDGETRIMMER!!!!!
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 04:08 PM       
For when they're in the yard, Remington 1100 12 gauge 5 shot semi-auto.
For when they're in the house, Smith & Wesson .357
For when they're in the bed, you guessed it, my big ol' dick.
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