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Old Oct 2nd, 2013, 06:46 PM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2013, 06:52 PM       
I'll be getting a ps4 at some point as well. I'd like to wait a little while after it comes out but the ol' lady wants one pretty much day of.

GTA Online would be super badass fun if it actually freakin' worked. Tried to get on numerous times yesterday to no avail. We'll see how it goes.

My PSN Name is cdun136 though for anyone that wants to not play online with me.

BTW sup guys?
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Old Oct 2nd, 2013, 09:16 PM       
I stopped watching breaking bad i think at the end of season 4 or 5, when they were considering killing gus.

the reason i stopped watching is because i realized that every season has the same formula. WALT WANTS TO MAKE DRUGS BUT JESSIE DOESNT BECAUSE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO HIM/WALTS A JERK/ETC. SOME SHIT HAPPENS THAT LOOKS KINDA GRUESOME AND COOL. SUDDENLY JESSIE WANTS TO MAKE DRUGS. WALTS WIFE STARTS ACTING LIKE A BITCH. WALT NO LONGER WANTS TO MAKE DRUGS. SHIT HAPPENS THAT LOOKS KINDA GRUESOME AND COOL. SOMETHING MAYBE BAD HAPPENS THAT TURNS EVERYTHING ON ITS HEAD
END OF SEASON
NEXT SEASON
WALT WANTS TO MAKE DRUGS BUT JESSIE DOESNT BECAUSE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO HIM/WALTS A JERK/ETC.

once you realize that the only thing that show had going for it was drugs and ATMS falling on people's heads
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Old Oct 3rd, 2013, 12:58 AM       
man college students are straight up faggots

my one room mate ALWAYS starts fights with me cuz he thinks he is tough shit, but he ALWAYS backs down. everytime. then he tries to act like im an asshole or some shit.
and the university has some rule that if you punch a room mate out you get expelled.

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Old Oct 3rd, 2013, 04:04 AM       
I'm a door guy on 6th street in Austin...I know how you feel. I'm a pretty small dude, and when I have to deny grown men at the door for being too intoxicated, they always talk big shit.

But I'm always polite. And that drives them nuts. Some people will try and threaten me with violence and I always tell them the same thing: "Either back up what you're saying or get outta my face cuz I'm working"

I'd love to scrap it out with some of these rich trust fund babies that come into my bar that act like they're the shit. But they're all pussies.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2013, 01:07 PM       
dude thats exactly what its like here. a bunch of spoiled little kids and shit.
the last time my room mate got up in my face (he started the whole thing) i was about to punch him in his face, and i was like, "If you don't get the fuck out of my face right now I'm gonna sock you in your ugly face." and he was like, "YOU DO THAT AND IM CALLING THE COPS AND YOU'RE OUT OF HERE." Pussy.

how do people like that exist. My theory is that none of my room mates were spanked as children. I'm gonna ask them about this next time i see them
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Old Oct 3rd, 2013, 01:17 PM       
I was just going to say that they were never hit by their parents. Fucking little shits.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2013, 03:48 PM       
yea.. they've been trying to get me kicked out for months just cause i told them that i expect them to buy a vacuum cleaner and a trashcan (after four months of living here). They told me we should all contribute something, so I brought an entire living room worth of furniture. They told me they got kitchen stuff and bought "bathroom stuff." The bathroom stuff was a one dollar hand soap dispenser, we only have like 4 forks and I brought most of the dishes. Most of the stuff they "contributed" they sold within the first week of living here because my stuff was so cool. They didn't even bother to use the hundreds of dollars they made from that to buy a cheap trashcan or vacuum cleaner. I literally had to beg them to buy a broom from the dollar store. Also my one room mate wouldn't even let me hit his bong because it has "sentimental value."
the first time that guy tried to start a fight with me was because i told him i was bringing way more shit than him so i kinda expect him to stfu about me paying rent late the first month (school ends in the middle of a month, so i wasnt even living here when we could move in). He wrote me and said some shit like, "PAY UR FUCKIN RENT." Started a fight with me, lost, then got on facebook and dug up old photos of me and posted shit talking stuff. I embarrassed him on facebook so he deleted what he wrote. Anyway, turns out he paid rent late the first month too and EVERY SINGLE MONTH after that
so yea they called the landlord to spy on my pot plants, but i replaced the lock so they couldnt get in my room. lol. I'm also pretty sure my one room mate stole my wallet and tried to get me arrested/kicked out of school because there were two hits of acid in it. Two+ weeks after it mysteriously went missing it turned up somewhere on campus that i never go to with most of the money still inside and the two hits of acid inside. weird right? wallets don't usually go missing that long and still have mostly intact money and drugs. but i dunno maybe i dropped it in a bush or some shit. Pretty sure i remember leaving it here though.
additional evidences of wallet theft, conversation with room mate:
"Hey I can't find my wallet have you seen it"
"bhrbhrbhrrbhrbh(stuttering) you have a wallet? I didn't even know you had a wallet"
"Yes. That's a pretty weird response."
"What does it look like?"
"Like a wallet that doesn't belong to anybody else in the house."
"WELL IM GONNA GO CLEAN MY ROOM NOW CAUSE THIS IS FUCKED UP"

i dunno maybe the guy is just weird. You should've seen his face though, like a deer in headlights.

fuckin douche bags
the best part is the other day we ran out of trashbags. I already do most of the cleaning around th ehouse so i was like, "hey how about if i buy the trashbags and you guys take the trash out from now on."
My one sociopathic room mate then declared, "Hey i bought trashbags from the dollar store last time."
"Well you should work some shit out with the other guys so they have to do some extra trash taking outs."
"Yea like we should have some kind of system so that when you do good stuff you get rewarded for it."
"yea like if you bring 500 dollars worth of furniture, dishes (also an xbox and a printer) and everything else a house needs and your room mates bring 15 dollars worth of pots and pans and a toaster maybe they should have to buy a trashcan and a vacuum cleaner."
*roommate goes to room plots revenge*

greatest event ever.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2013, 10:30 PM       
Oh man, best tv show ever!
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Old Oct 4th, 2013, 03:40 AM       

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Old Oct 4th, 2013, 05:37 AM       
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Old Oct 4th, 2013, 05:50 AM       
I'd be looking into moving into a new place...Man I really can't imagine living with someone else unless I'm fucking them these days. Did that for 4 years in the army...over it haha.

BTW AWESOME BAR STORY FROM TONIGHT!

So I was doing my rounds tonight, which was actually a decent Thursday. Walked with a good tipout and such.. Anyway, this roided out kid that was wearing a Hollister or Abercrombie polo WAAAY too small for him (didn't even think that shit was popular anymore) was walking towards me down this hallway (where the bathrooms are located) and shoulder checked me. I turned around, stared him down (I'm probably about 50lbs less than this kid...and like I said, he was pretty jacked) and I said "Do we have a problem?" He saw my tshirt and realized I was working and said "Oh no man my bad" I politely told him "Look dude, that shit doesn't fly at this bar. You're on WEST 6th Street (where all the rich yuppies come and get fucked up) not DIRTY 6th (college doucher fist pumpers)." He said sorry and went into the rest room.

I noticed after that though that he was in there for a little while, so I peeked my head into the men's room. We have only one stall and a urinal in the bathroom, and I saw TWO sets of feet in the stall...so they were either doing coke or sucking dick... So I banged on the stall door and yelled "THERE'S ONLY TWO THINGS YOU GUYS ARE DOING IN THERE AND NEITHER ARE GOOD" They one guy screams "We're doing coke We're doing coke!"

Needless to say, Mr. Roids left without a fuss and his whole doucher crew had to leave with him. With one of his friends calling him a piece of shit because the bar that I work at attracts ALL the fine ladiez.
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Old Oct 4th, 2013, 06:58 AM       
lol I did coke in the bathrooms at bars but we did it though bullets and by the sinks like grown ups.
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Old Oct 4th, 2013, 04:43 PM       

they coulda been doing molly too. i do that shit in bathrooms all the time

i got a bullet now though, so no more DECADENCE doing lines off of dirty toilet paper containers
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Old Oct 5th, 2013, 04:19 AM       
It sounds like the kind of people where if they were to die I wouldn't care....like for a few days until they started to stink and rot and shit themselves. Thats when I would toss their asses to the curb.
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Old Oct 6th, 2013, 04:25 PM       
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I'm a door guy on 6th street in Austin...
I'm down on SoCo. We get a bunch of people tweaking out on shit and creepy homeless dudes. Also tons of dickweeds because fuck SoCo
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Old Oct 8th, 2013, 04:25 AM       
I live on SoCo and I can't fucking stand it...It's such a nice apartment complex but the other residents are spoiled St. Ed's kids that just trash the place all the time. When my girlfriend and I moved in here, it was really quiet and nice, but this past summer has just been full of fuck.

I love Austin but I really hate a lot of Austinites.

OH AND ANOTHER SUPER COOL STORY FROM HICKMAN'S BAR EXPERIENCE!

This past Saturday night was especially shitty since Austin City Limits is going on and people think they can day drink, take a shit ton of 5 hour energies and coke, attempt to sober up, and go out and drink again at 11pm.

So needless to say, the people walking into the bars are ticking time bombs. All it takes is basically one drink and they're fucked.

This one drunk broseph rocking a Corona tank top was so drunk he snuck into the back office "looking for the bathroom". The barback (super awesome and good guy but when shit goes down, is the first to get into the mix) threw this kid out and told me not to let him back in. I was at the door when this all happened.

After we exchanged a few words, I told him he needed to leave before I and my managers get upset. So he eventually left and walked around to adjacent alley way and relieved himself. He eventually came back around to the right side of the bar where there is a fence separating the bar and the sidewalk (perfect place for people watching) and this fool thought he could jump it without getting noticed. I immediately went up to him, grabbed his arm, flipped him around and chicken-winged him. Took him straight to the gate and quite literally threw him out.

This is the part that kind of blew my mind... He called me a bitch. I get called a million things every night. From asshole, dickhead, dick-wad, faggot, idiot, moron, fucker etc...but a bitch?! I'm pretty sure I just manhandled that kid and he has the balls to call me a bitch?

Well, it didn't really bother me that much as it more or less confused me. I told him "Have a good night!" like I do to all the drunk morons I throw out.

Thankfully only one more weekend of ACL remains.
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Old Oct 8th, 2013, 03:49 PM       
I'm working at an ice cream store. We've been getting tons of tourists for ACL who can't be bothered to read or find the menus, and hold up the line coordinating with their friends. The worst have been the people who make a 'line' by just bunching up all over, and blocking the whole sidewalk, then ignoring me when I tell them to move it. Californians...
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Old Oct 8th, 2013, 06:00 PM       
Oh man, I can totally see you slinging ice cream.
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Old Oct 8th, 2013, 06:43 PM       
It's kind of therapeutic to beat the shit out of the ice cream when annoying people want a bunch of awful candy/cookie combinations in it
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Old Oct 9th, 2013, 02:57 AM       
What's an ACL thats not an injury?
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Old Oct 9th, 2013, 04:46 AM       
Do you work at Amy's? I'm closer to the far south location, basically just south of St. Ed's.

And ACL stands for the Austin City Limits music festival.
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Old Oct 10th, 2013, 02:28 AM       
I'm in the Amy's closest to the bridge.

I don't know the full story, but a co-worker was at the window a month ago, and some lady ran down the sidewalk and punched a girl in the back of the head; someone heard later that she had stolen a tip jar or something downtown, was on drugs, and had jumped off a building at the end of the night. Hear anything about that?
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No but I'm not the least bit surprised.
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