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Old Sep 16th, 2008, 01:58 AM        Machine War SkyNET -VS- The Matrix Machine Army
The Forces of SkyNet (2029)

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Origin - Defense Network which gained sentience.
Rise - Turned on humanity out of self preservation (T1-T2). Made preemptive strike against humanity in T3.
Special Ability - Is capable of time travel. almost indestructible mimeticpolyalloy (MPA) based units (t-1000, T1Million)
Firepower -Nuclear, Conventional firearms, Phased plasma, laser and high explosives.
Locomotion -Bipedal, Treaded wheel, and Jet Propulsion.
Weaknesses - Plasma weapons. EMP (although MPA units may be immune)
Power - Hydrogen Fuel Cell(later models) / Iridium Fusion(Early models)
Core - NORAD/Navajo Mt. Complexes. Possibly other locations. Units are part of collective but are capable of independence and learning if required. (t-1000 is fully independent)

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...Terminator.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...t1000pic12.jpg
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...rkillermid.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:.../page-7597.jpg

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The Matrix Machine Army (2199?)

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Origin - Late 21st Century as collective of Sentient Service Robots.
Rise -Won war which humanity started.
Special ability-Designed massive simulated reality network.
Firepower -Laser, and High Explosives.
Locomotion - Electromagnetic-Hover based
Weakness - EMP, Viral Infection, Reliance on humanity as power
Powersource - Human Thermal/Bio electrical
Core - Sector Zero-One in undisclosed middle-east location. All machines are theoretically individuals.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...0-31/robot.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...7/sentinel.jpg



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Old Sep 16th, 2008, 07:37 AM       
superman would totally win
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Old Sep 16th, 2008, 08:10 AM       
Robocop would win. No doubt.
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Old Sep 16th, 2008, 12:57 PM       
I dont know if you have heard... but Domo is now the Target mascot. We just have to hide in there and we will be fine.

But no, SkyNet would rock the Matrix no trouble at all.
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Old Sep 16th, 2008, 02:43 PM       
Robot war makes God-Jesus cry.


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Old Sep 16th, 2008, 02:53 PM       
And when God-Jesus cries, children get elctrocuted.
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Old Sep 17th, 2008, 01:12 PM       
SkyNet conquers all. The T-800 could school Agent Smith any day.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 02:07 AM       
they could even be the same universe, just matrix happens later in the evolution of the machines
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 10:48 AM       

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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 01:42 PM       
thats what i meant to say lousy nerds
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 03:08 PM       
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Terminator Batman vs. Batman with finger lasers and acid!? Count me in!
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 07:14 PM       
Skynet! Just because the Matrix gave up at the end.
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Old Oct 5th, 2008, 02:02 PM       
I'm curious to see how a Terminator vs. Night of the Living Dead might turn out. That could be interesting.
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Old Oct 5th, 2008, 06:27 PM       
I wanna see SkyNET -VS- Ren and Stimpy

SkyNET would get their asses handed to them.
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