Person You Will Be With For The Rest of Your Life (with a catch)

[MattJack]

Choose a famous person that you will have to have sex with and be with for the rest of your life. The catch is that they have to have the same birthday as you.

Me: Nov 12

Even though I got Wallace Shawn (INCONCEIVABLE), I will have to go with Tonya Harding due to the fact that she will terrorize the knees of anyone that I hate.