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James · #1

If you want to post a picture:

1) Don't go searching your ass off for something "funny." The best pictures of the ones that come out of nowhere. Going onto Googles and searching up "funny faggot" does not mean the results need to be posted on here.

2) Make sure the picture is usable. A stupid fucking small picture of Pantera has no reason to be captioned or Photoshopped.

If you want to caption/photoshop a picture:

1) If it's a photoshop, make sure it's funny and/or well done. If it's a caption, that's pretty iffy as to what ends up being funny (assuming you have a sense of logic, that is). But do try at least a little to be amusing.

2) Go over step 1 like your fucking life depends on it.

Esuohlim · #2

Thank you for slapping rules on stuff that doesn't need any in the first place.

Schimid · #3

I CAN'T CAPTION THIS!

Evil Robot · #4

Jamesman wrote:

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Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 6:55 am Post subject: HOW THIS BOARD WORKS

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I make the rules around here not you:

1) Blah blah blah blah some bullshit, blah blah i'm such a funny faggot blah blah blah blah I wear space googles blah blah blah blah balh blah i pay little boys to touch my nuts and post pictures of it blah blah blah.

2) Everybody has to listen to me because I have this weird complex since I have no power in real life blah blah blah blah.

If you want to caption/photoshop a picture:

1) If it's a photoshop, something something blah blah blah ne. I wish I was a moderator couse it would raise my self esteem blah (assuming you watch porn in dolby pro logic). blaaaaaaaah try to amuse me, you cant.

2) Go over sheep like your fucking wife wear depends on it.

I'm not saying I disagree with you or anything, but I felt this needed to be done.

Professor Cool · #5

Im sure if chojin posted this, you guys would bow down and worship these like the commandments. Jamesman said what had to be said, whether you like him of not.

Well, this board has gone to hell anyhow, after NES boy sent that "CatMan" thing I knew it was over.

Cap'n Crunch · #6

There shouldn't be rules for photos except no nudity, because you will get banned.

Evil Robot · #7

AND NO STUPID CRAP FROM JAMESMAN.

James · #8

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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

There shouldn't be rules for photos except no nudity, because you will get banned.

Hey, densehead! I'm not laying down any rules here. I'm just telling you people to stop being so fucking boring. I remember this forum used to be great when I first started coming around.

That pretty much goes for a lot of the forums here, actually.