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Old May 31st, 2009, 06:54 AM       
that women get each other off better than guys could ever get a lady off.
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Old May 31st, 2009, 01:12 PM       
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Old May 31st, 2009, 02:45 PM       
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They're also lousy at sex so that theory about lesbians is out the window too.

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Old May 31st, 2009, 02:57 PM       
maybe if you tried being with other boys you wouldn't have such lousy sex

they've got that INSIDER track on the penis situation.
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Old May 31st, 2009, 10:42 PM       
It all ties into the last part I said about the psychological aspect of everything. I'm never stimulated mentally by the people I'm having sex with, which is why I'm on the wagon until I can score with some kind of librarian or something.
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 12:44 AM       
Why would you want a librarian? She'd keep shushing you.
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 01:37 AM       
I probably wouldn't want to nail a librarian anyway. She would smell like book glue or wet paper. I'll let you guys know when I nail whoever it is I end up nailing.
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Old Jun 1st, 2009, 01:50 AM       
Yeah, like the smell of paper and ink doesn't turn you on.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 10:04 AM       
Dude. Wet paper is hot. You should so go for the libratian.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 12:30 PM       
the libratian?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009, 01:52 PM       
If you couldnt figure out that typo you should just go kill yourself.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 02:18 PM       
I hate typo's.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 02:43 PM       
I hate Ty Cobb.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 03:20 PM       
like corn on the cob? man I hate that stuff too jeez
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:10 PM       
i used to have this cat named sherlock and you kind of remind me of him

hilariously somebody told us it was a girl when we first got it but it was ACTUALLY A BOY.

that cat disappeared it could really even be you. bastard...
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:15 PM       
it's toonces, the internet-typing cat *website crashes into a ravine*
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:21 PM       
Hahahha I used to laugh at Toonces. Fucking drugs.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:38 PM       
HE ACTED LIKE A TOONCES
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 05:20 AM       
A whole transexual thread and no jokes at my expense?

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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 08:09 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 09:43 AM       
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i used to have this cat named sherlock and you kind of remind me of him

hilariously somebody told us it was a girl when we first got it but it was ACTUALLY A BOY.

that cat disappeared it could really even be you. bastard...

was the cats last name homeless too...
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:57 AM       
It probably became homeless. Does that count?
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 12:20 PM       
no...... because it is a cat.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 08:57 PM       
Like cats can't have homes? What an idiot.



also I did make a joke about GW :O
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Like cats can't have homes? What an idiot.



also I did make a joke about GW :O

Did you read the book yet?
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