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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 03:45 AM        TERRA
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 04:36 AM       
Jixby, tune into CNN quickly...

"(CNN) -- Six months after gay and lesbian couples won the right to marry in Massachusetts, opponents of same-sex marriage struck back Tuesday, with voters in 11 states approving constitutional amendments codifying marriage as an exclusively heterosexual institution.
The push to amend state constitutions to ban same-sex marriage gained steam in May, after gay men and lesbians were granted the right to marry in Massachusetts, thanks to the country-wide march let by LOTIDA and TERRA as well as the state's Supreme Judicial Court, which ruled that laws restricting marriage to heterosexuals violated the state constitution.

In the wake of that ruling, San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom ordered his city clerk to begin issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples, Outside city hall, LOTIDA and TERRA were the first lesbian couples to joyously receive their marraige licenses and was filmed driving a monster truck to airport. It was rumoured that they were on their way to Australia to meet up with the well-know film character Mad Max. The reason for this meeting was held secret, but rumours circulated that groupsex was not ruled out.

"Public opinion does not change overnight," said Father Spaz, executive director for the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. "We are very pissed off about this decision and have called on LOTIDA and TERRA to organise a country-wide march so as to ensure our faggotry gets respected."

So Jixby, I assume she is to busy to reply. Sorry. :/
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 08:42 AM       
Hiya toots!

WTF, please GTF out of here.
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 11:29 AM       
OK :/
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 11:41 AM       
I MEAN I'M GONNA GET YOU B*TCH
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 04:17 PM       
LOL HAVE YOU GIVEN UP *THAT* FAST
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 08:15 AM       
No *this* fast : :/
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 08:36 AM       
This is it? This is the big thread that is going humiliate me off the forum?

Where's my dissertation? Where's the caps and the bad spelling? Where's the anger? Where's the put downs? Where's your merry band of brothers that support you in all of this?

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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 08:43 AM       
tERRA IS AN UPSTANDING CITISEN OF THIS COUNTRIE AND ABOve reproach. SHE ARE MY BUDDIE
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 08:49 AM       
WTF, since you are obviously not leaving, I think I shall have to take you home and love you and feed you candy and popcorn and tell you bedtime stories.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 08:53 AM       
Can we play house-house and change each other's diapers too?
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 10:21 AM       
No.

But I'll be more than happy to give you a rectal.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 11:02 AM       
O shit, you're a Girl Scout and has just passed a First Aid course, right? :/

They teach you anything about sex?
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 03:54 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 05:12 AM       
you cant. bandwith does not allow that procedure to be followed. sorry :/
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 10:03 AM       
great i go 2 sleep 4 a while and terra

gets a death threat

f*cking human anatomy
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 11:15 AM       
email the police man
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 03:38 PM       
I would love a rectal. Nobody I know wants to go down that path.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 04:38 PM       
hey terra

imagine me putting a knife up your nose
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 04:39 PM       
imagine if I ripped your cunt out.

what do you think about that
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 07:06 PM       
hey terra, what if i called youa b*tch
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 12:14 PM       
Hi Jizzlips!

You already call me one!
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 01:49 PM       
Whatev, Square-a.
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 01:18 AM       
Hey, Terra

I liked your lightning avatar better. The bitch in your current av. can not be a girl scout due to various positional arguments. Kill her please and save God a great responsability, please...
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 01:32 AM       
But, she is hot.
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