Your weirdest dreams?

[YellowSub287]

I recently dreamt that I was watching Robin Williams do stand up on TV (as in he was standing on top of the TV set doing his routine) He was going on this tirade about aborted fetuses and Jeffery Dahmer, his big punchline was "Ah yes, soylent green eggs and ham!"

[Kitsa]

I dreamed that I was on a car trip with Seth Green and he was wearing diapers.

In another part of the dream, I kept trying to take a shower and Kayako kept popping out of the wall in front of me...just her head and shoulders. I kept screaming and wouldn't go back in the shower, and for some reason my mother went in to check and it ended up being an animatronic Kayako someone had rigged up. My mom ripped the robot head off the stand and threw it against the wall.

No word on why I was so stupid in the dream that I wouldn't have realized it was fake, or why Seth Green was wearing diapers, or how I knew he was.

[LordSappington]

I'm sure you guys are sick of hearing of her.
I had a dream last night that I was back with my ex. And it was just like a day three months in our relationship; I walked five miles, took a bus for an hour, got to her house, we head out, and she ignores me. Eventually, she is yelling at me. I wake up, shaking and sweaty.
I think I have something I need to right here, but I'm not sure how.

[Kitsa]

Had another Kayako dream last night. Getting tired of her.

There's this place in Dayton... Basically, it's a gigantic old warehouse that's stuffed, literally stuffed, with any and all the crap you could think of. Seriously, if you can think of it, it's probably there, except the place is kind of dirty and skeevy and no one has anything nice to say about the owners.

Anyway, I dreamed that I was going there to find some sort of weird Sesame Street holiday bedspread for my kid. The way it worked in the dream was that you went to the bedspread floor, got off the elevator, and as far as the eye could see there were beds made up with every sort of bedspread of quilt or anything that had ever been made. You were supposed to yank it off the bed and bag it and pay for it on the first floor.

So I located this bedspread with no problem and was stuffing it in a bag, looking around at some of the other antiques and crap they had around, when I caught sight of a mirror in a dresser not far away. And it was flickering like video screens do in all of those ju-on/grudge movies and starting to flash her face and I was all DAMMIT NOT HER AGAIN and pissed at myself because I forgot she haunted this place.

That's really all I remember, catching her various statick-y manifestations out of the corner of my eye and being angry as hell because I knew this would happen and forgot.

Then I dreamed that I woke up and my cat jumped up on me. I was really petting my cat, but in the dream I thought it was my cat but looked down and it was that damned ghost-cat. And then, in my own bedroom at home, there she was again, doing that fucking ominous lean-over thing she does.

Then I jumped and woke up again and I was really in my own room with my own cat, but I thought it was another fakeout and kept waiting for her to jump out of somewhere else.

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Fuck, I'm never gonna be president.

Last night, I felt very murdered in my dreams.

[captain516]

Fuck, I haven't posted here in a while. I wasn't exagerating when I said I rarely remember my dreams.
Anyways, My friends and I were hanging out on the street when we noticed a billboard for Toy Story 3. We got all excited about it for some reason, and I got the idea that we should take a picture of ourselves next to it, copying the character's poses. Someone uploaded it onto Facebook, and from there it circulated all over the internet, known as "the best picture ever.jpg".

[Kitsa]

I must be having another weird dream run because last night I dreamed I vandalized some fast food place by climbing on the roof and dumping a chocolate milkshake over their drive-thru sign.

[Fathom Zero]

I was walking around a town and various construction contractors in pickups wanted to kill me.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm pissed off. I ordered a buffalo chicked pizza, but then I woke up before I got it. Now I'm out like $5 or something.

[Pentegarn]

Losing dreambucks is always a pain

[Fathom Zero]

i no rite?

[Kitsa]

I dreamed that I was finishing lunch in a house I'd lived in when I was a teenager,and my mother inexplicably began heating up a giant sandwich for herself. It was made of two plate-size pancakes and the middle part was sausage, I think. I was sitting there reading a list of requirements for submitting a fetish porn video; for some reason it was on the back of a pack of Hallmark thank-you cards. It was stuff like, "NO SICK SHIT, NOTHING TAPED BY YOUR MOM OR DAD" and "NO INTESTINAL PARASITES".

My mom asked, "Are you going to walk home?"

I looked up at a black and white TV screen that had security-cam footage of the front yard, and there were wolves out there. I said, "I'll wait till the wolves go."

[Zhukov]

[Pentegarn]

That is the kind of dream where you wake up and say out loud "what the hell was that shit?"

[LordSappington]

I don't remember if I posted about this, so I guess I will again.
I stayed up for 40 hours a few weeks ago. I guess it was because I was already exhausted before, and stressed myself the next day, but in just about 26 hours, I was tripping balls.
The first thing that happened was when I went with my girlfriend to get cereal in the kitchen. Out of nowhere, I started laughing, harder than I ever have in my life. I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.
Maybe ten minutes later, I had some sort of conscious REM stage, where I hallucinated about some kind of aluminum crystals. I have no idea what was up with that, but I was okay with it at the time.
At around 30 hours, i looked at my girlfriend, and our faces were close to each other, but my eyes perceived that her head was HUGE; like a small house big.
Then her torso turned into another dimension, with checkerboard pattern. Just her torso.
The last part before I decided 'Fuck sleep patterns; I'm sleeping now' was when I hallucinated some kind of bear avalanche. So, you know how snow, a solid, looks almost like a liquid in an avalanche, but you can still tell it's solid? It was like that. With bears.
This has also killed my curiosity to try salvia.

[Zhukov]

Yeah, I saw dwarfs marching around before suddenly thinking I was trapped in a shipping container (which seems to happen to me a lot... thinking, not being) when I was really sleep deprived. Not fun.

Anyway, on a brighter note; last night I had a very vivid dream that I was walking along the pavement, before accidentally treading in a large pile of dog eggs. Later today on my way home from work the exact same thing happened. Serious. It got all up in the grooves of my boots and all. It's nice to know that in these bleak and uncertain times, where political and economic strife overshadow most of our lives, that dreams can still come true.

[LordSappington]

I'm going to go for 100 hours next week. It's gonna be fun/terrifying.

[Esuohlim]

I took a nap and had that dream again where I know I'm in a dream and I can't wake myself out of it, and then every time I think that I actually did wake myself out of it some crazy shit happens and I have to try again. And again

As far as recurring dreams go I'm hitting the psychotic jackpot

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

I was walking around a town and various construction contractors in pickups wanted to kill me.

FUCKING TEAMSTERS

[Kitsa]

I dreamed last night that I either lived or worked in a mall that was having a number of promotions. For one promotion, everyone had to wear a brown wig that would help them think of a song to enter for a contest. But the wigs were cheap and shitty, so everyone was brushing clods of brown hair off of each other.

In another promotion, a giant popup canvas slide about the height and length of a mall escalator was set up and I had a lot of fun on that.

The last promotion I remember was for some movies that were coming out. There were two stacks of round, coaster-like certificates for commemorative Madballs. The only one I remember was for a remake of Ghoulies. It was pretty awesome.

[Pentegarn]

That Ghoulies Madballs idea has merit and I recommend you quickly trademark the concept

[Fathom Zero]

All my teeth were pulled out last night. It was painful. Then I played guitar.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I had this dream where Me, Willie, Homeless Damon Wayons and Lady Gaga robbed a bank for some reason. I woke up and Mo Money was on tv.

[Pentegarn]

But was your pillow still there when you woke up?

[Shadowdancer21b]

Freddy Kreuger is and has been since I was a lad, my boogeyman. When I was about six years old I lived in a home with an unfinished basement. There was a hole in the bare concrete wall that was supposed to be for a fireplace I think. Anyway, I once dreamed that I climbed into the hole and crawled along a dark tunnel. At the end of the tunnel I was inside a strange house. Everything was as if viewed through a blue filter. I walked around until I came to the living room where Freddy himself was sitting and drinking an iced tea. He seemed genuinely surprised to see me and simply told me to go home because it was his day off. How's that for weird?