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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 04:36 PM        Dude...
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 04:41 PM       
Wow.


I feel soiled.
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 04:48 PM       
I don't even know what to say, I just had to share that.
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 04:54 PM       
I accidentally burned my girls clit once. She said that I couldn't find it, so I had a look with my lighter and her pubes caught fire. Now we can't have sex without lighting her cunt hair on fire
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 04:56 PM       
That's a beautiful story Tadao.

Please, tell us more....
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 05:10 PM       
Nothing really left to say about it Sex is stinky
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 06:16 PM       
That's pretty old. I remember reading the replies and the original poster came back and eventually admitted that it was a joke. Unless I read something remarkably similar.
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 06:30 PM       
That'd better be a joke! Ugh...
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 06:51 PM       
I'm hoping it'd be a joke, but I liked it none the less.
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 10:18 PM       
rape?
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 10:21 PM       
I've seen this elsewhere, but why butter?
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 10:31 PM       
why not go for something more standard that's ready off the shelf? like honey or Hershey's syrup?
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 10:49 PM       
HEY BABY DO IT WITH ME AND YOU COULD WIN A COPY OF DIDDY KONG RACING
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