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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 04:19 PM        Missed Connections?
To whoever locked the LttP Hack thread... You are my hero. I love you with all my heart. If I had money I would buy you a hooker. Or a dog. Whatever your heart desires really. I would even rub your feet if it werent totally gay. But no, really, your awesome.

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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 05:10 PM       
You are very welcome Dimnos.
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 05:24 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 05:32 PM       
Just opening new doors, buddy.
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 05:38 PM       
thats what she said AFTER SHE RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND STOMPED ON IT
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 05:41 PM       
So you never got married then?
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 05:54 PM       
Jackasses that you can make fun of without the imockery community crawling up your asshole and dying and coming back to life over and over forever are few and far between and I would almost argue that they are more important than any single individual on this message board.

and yea my first year anniversary was on nov 1st
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 06:04 PM       
yes, this forum thrives on its showcase idiots

but since he revealed himself as a spammer and nothing more (quitting the instant someone locked this thread), i went ahead and deleted it to deprive him of the google hits
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 06:05 PM       
HE'LL BE BACK

THEY ALWAYS COME BACK AND WITH NEW OPINIONS ABOUT THINGS TOO
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 06:14 PM       
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Jackasses that you can make fun of without the imockery community crawling up your asshole and dying and coming back to life over and over forever are few and far between and I would almost argue that they are more important than any single individual on this message board.
Dont worry. Another will be along shortly.


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yea my first year anniversary was on nov 1st
So you did get married?
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 07:51 PM       
Yea i got married last year
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 11:51 PM       
I'm guessing on Nov. 1st.
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 11:59 PM       
omg he's a mind reader
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 11:14 AM       
So how did she rip your heart out then? Through the rib cage?
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 03:25 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 03:29 PM       
Na, the throat. My money is on the throat.
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 05:16 PM       
IT WAS THROUGH THE PENIS

KINDA FELT GOOD BUT I WOULDNT MAKE A LIFESTYLE OUT OF IT :O
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 07:38 PM       
Well I guess the ass fucking around here is gonna come to a standstill then.
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