Holy shit whats happening to my town?

[ArrowX]

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan

Spliting hairs. That shit isnt cool. Be it one woman or 3 that isnt funny. If they cant fight back and you do shit to them that they dont want you to do then your a fucking coward. The kinds of people that do that shit need to be killed.

Dude shes like 500 pounds of Chinese food wrapped in pockmarked skin, its funnier trying to figure out WHY they'd rape her.

[Fathom Zero]

All she'd have to do is roll over. lol

[ArrowX]

You don't need to find the right fold, just jump in the mess and start humping!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That why question cracked me up.

[Fathom Zero]

SHUT UP, MAN. RAPE ISN'T FUNNY YOU SICK BASTARD.

[ArrowX]

Hes from Illinois the only thing to do there is shoot police and rape!

[Fathom Zero]

What about raping the police?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Or both! Ewww necrocophillia. Fucking a dead cop SICK!!

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan

Or both!

Policing rape?

[ArrowX]

fucking the bullet wound?

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

I think rape is hilarious, it's Lifetime that's made me so.

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfanatic

Lifetime is so fucking wrong about that. Theres a pregnent chick at school who got raped and she said its nothing like that. They hold their asses down and pull out a gun and put it to your head or in your mouth fuck them and leave them there. Thats what happened to her. And she thanks god everyday that they found his ass. Happened in STL. I need to move... again.

Is there any actual thought process going on in your head, or do you just spew out approximations of logical thinking?

[Chojin]

My buddy and I almost got into a deathmatch with a homeless fucker at the 7-eleven across from my house last night. After about 20 minutes of talking and threats and shit he eventually decided to leave us alone.

All because I wouldn't buy the son of a bitch a hot dog.

[FartinMowler]

I would have bought the guy a hot dog and thrown it on the ground a then say "eat that bitch" and then ran home and put on my pink pants then danced on my twister sheet like it was 1999

[Emu]

Fartin you make me want to stab myself in the nut and not in the good way.

[FartinMowler]

pictures please

[sspadowsky]

What's the old joke? "Picture Bugs Bunny raping Porky Pig, and then tell me rape can't be funny."

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Originally Posted by Chojin

My buddy and I almost got into a deathmatch with a homeless fucker at the 7-eleven across from my house last night. After about 20 minutes of talking and threats and shit he eventually decided to leave us alone.

All because I wouldn't buy the son of a bitch a hot dog.

7-eleven spicey dogs might be worth death.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Originally Posted by Chojin

My buddy and I almost got into a deathmatch with a homeless fucker at the 7-eleven across from my house last night. After about 20 minutes of talking and threats and shit he eventually decided to leave us alone.

All because I wouldn't buy the son of a bitch a hot dog.

I would have sent him to the Bitches in Heat page on this wacky site.

[Archduke Tips]

Shotguns turn criminals into blood pudding.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

[noob3]

i dont know, i live in oklahoma city where a crazy hillbilly blew one of our buildings up. that's about the only thing that happens, i mean usual crime & murders and shti happen but i can't say i've heard many gunshots (that i can even remember even)

i could walk the streets late at night and feel perfectly safe here, it's a great place :D

[zeldasbiggestfan]

What the fuck have I told you people about bragging. Seriously though your lucky. Youve gotta be careful here and watch your step. Even in the daytime.

[Sethomas]

No, you don't. You're just a paranoid pansy who hasn't yet come to terms with the fact that it's a big scary world out there, and your shitty town is probably no better or worse than any other shitty town.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Your probably right even though your were a fucking asshole about it.

[Emu]

And it got you to read his post. So he wins.

[Sethomas]

Being an asshole who's right seems to be a popular mantra among kids these days.

At any rate, being a reclusive young white male, your biggest danger is far and away yourself. Just think about how big the world is, even in terms of a small town, when you see a murder in the paper every few weeks or even days. People also win the lottery on a very regular basis, but it doesn't fall into the profitability that Schadenfreude and abject terror have in the media. Seriously, the Indianapolis Fox nightly news program ran a segment called "Terrorists: in YOUR Neighborhood?" You can be afraid all you want, but it's not going to make you safer and it's not even going to be any more realistic than when you weren't. The fact that you're on the internet suggests that you're miles above the majority of the kids in the world, a third of whom are starving. Life in America has its problems, but comfort and safety aren't among them.