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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 02:46 PM       
That reminds me, I still need to see that in French, I think the language used would be gorgeous
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 02:50 PM       
I wanted to make a joke about worshiping Mary so that Jesus wasn't actually in his head, but I think it'd get lost in translation from Catholic self-deprecation to I-Mockery self-deprecation. That, and discussing theology is something I'm wary of doing on I-Mockery unless it's exploited to talk about how great my girlfriend's pussy would be if I had a girlfriend.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 02:53 PM       
Aforementioned female acquaintance in real life linked me to http://www.penisland.net/ from her office, then immediately set her status to an away message.

I think I found a new supplier for when I have to replace my Montblanc.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 02:54 PM       
I've always found theology kind of dull, unless it's approached from a psychological angle


The only theological discussion I'd really like to have is where the fuck these death metal bands are getting this "Eleventh Seal" crap. There are only seven in revelation, retards
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 02:55 PM       
Oh my god, Seth, your female acquaintance is my hero
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 02:56 PM       
I draw a distinction between theology and exegetical criticism

Why can't the monocle guy roll his visible eye and save me the effort? Fuck, if we had an emoticon like that I don't think I'd have to post anything else.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 02:58 PM       
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I've always found theology kind of dull
I happen to like arguing the same old shit over & over, it's why I'm on the internet.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 02:58 PM       
Like I mentioned earlier, I can show you a YouTube video that would probably make her far less heroic. I just refuse to because I can imagine things going horribly wrong.

Or maybe that was in an AIM conversation with Pub, which is effectively the same thing as posting in this thread.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:00 PM       
I'd like to know what specific 'holy text' these guys are getting it from, the only parallel I've managed to dig up on the subject is that the theme also apparently appears in a few video games and anime, which really somewhat confirms my theory that all death metal people are doing everything they possibly can to crush their inner dorks
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:02 PM       
God, I type slow
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:03 PM       
I actually have more than one arguably attractive female friend in this town, with whom I communicate primarily via AIM.

Seth: you've yet to sling comments at me that uncomfortably straddle the fence between facetiousness and actual deep personal contempt for my existence, in the bloomington thread about Baked
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:05 PM       
You're right GG. Theology IS boring.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:05 PM       
I get the distinct impression, that, if we ever met in real life, I would be found to be a slow witted insect
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:06 PM       
IN REGARDS TO SETH. NOT THAT GUY, SETH!
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:09 PM       
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IN REGARDS TO SETH. NOT THAT GUY, SETH!
No need to make the distinction, you'd be pretty slow next to me as well.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:11 PM       
I REALLY doubt that you'd be much use in a discussion as to whether or not Voltaire grew alongside Candide
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:11 PM       
I was going to say something very self-deprecating about how is it you guys have all these friends in comparison to my complete lack, and then I realized that some combination of leaving the house and NOT TRYING SO FUCKING HARD would be helpful.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:11 PM       
I'm really not the guy to consult for Simpsons references, but there's one that really touches my heart.

I think a mid- or late-90s episode had Lisa meet a fellow intelligent girl her own age, and by that time the show had established her as an unrealistically intelligent 8-year-old. When she meets the girl with her father, they invite her to play a game where he says the name of a public figure and she has to devise an anagram of the name that describes him/her. He throws one out, then his daughter replies in within a few seconds. Lisa, when given one, just hums uncomfortably and then the father gives her a ball to play with.

I love it because my life from 2002-2005 was a constant oscillation of which side of the equation I was on.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:11 PM       
And I HIGHLY doubt that you've read Tennyson
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:12 PM       
Not you, Seth


Wait, I actually haven't seen that episode, was it a newer one
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:13 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:13 PM       
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and I dislike discussing theology only because I get really easily frustrated by people who insist on using repetitive and moronic arguments for ANY side.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 03:13 PM       
Well, to be fair, I found both Tennyson and Byron so tedious that I frequently mix up their works and biographical details.
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