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Old Mar 1st, 2005, 02:55 PM       
you guys must be gay
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Old Mar 1st, 2005, 02:57 PM       
f*ck u
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Old Mar 1st, 2005, 03:04 PM       
sry ;(
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Old Mar 1st, 2005, 04:07 PM       
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I just read this whole thread
lol did you get to the part on one of the pages where we made up the new mandatory rule that people who publicly announce that they've read the entire thread must read it again no well maybe you really didn't actually read it or else you wouldn't have made that mistake well get going anyway
I just read it again. What now smartypants?
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Old Mar 1st, 2005, 04:31 PM       
Well since you've just public announed it again...
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Old Mar 1st, 2005, 05:10 PM       
Yeah seriously Guitar Woman you aren't too bright are you well that's why you're a woman lol am i right guys? :highfive
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 04:22 PM       
Yesterday I went to the doctors and he took out a golfball sized tumor out of my back, now I have a golfball sized hole in my back and it's leaking.

And when he was done taking it out he showed it to me and I was like "Oh shit" and then the doctor was like "oh shit" but he wasn't oh shitting the same thing I was he was oh shitting the fact that blood was spraying out of the huge crater in my back and had to use like 30 sutures to close it and it's still oozing and the blood is all gross and dark and drips down my back so now I don't have to go to work til next week.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 04:32 PM       
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Yeah seriously Guitar Woman you aren't too bright are you well that's why you're a woman lol am i right guys? :highfive
OMG *slaps Esuohlim in the face*
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 05:05 PM       
GUYS DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT JOKE: WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND COOKING ME DINNER IN THE KITCHEN BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HER DAMN PLACE BECAUSE LAST NIGHT WHEN I CAME HOME DINNER WASN'T READY AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT I WORK HARD DAMMIT ALL DAY AND I DESERVE A HOT FUCKING MEAL IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK IT'S NOT LIKE SHE DOES ANYTHING ALL DAY BUT SIT AROUND AND WATCH TV SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB BUT I'M GETTING OFF THE SUBJECT EVEN THOUGH TECHNICALLY IT STILL IS THE SUBJECT BUT I AM GOING TO ASK THE JOKE AGAIN OKAY?

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND COOKING ME DINNER IN THE KITCHEN?

A WOMAN!

AND THAT BITCH BETTER DO IT RIGHT OR SHE'LL GET MORE OF THE SAME

AM I RIGHT FELLAZ AND LADIEZ?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 05:30 PM       
FUCK YEAH THATS WHY WOMENS' FEET ARE SMALLER SO THEY CAN STAND CLOSER TO THE STOVE

AND WHY THEY DONT NEED WATCHES BECAUSE THERES A CLOCK ON THE DAMN OVEN, THOSE STUPID BITCHES
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 07:09 PM       
Switch Dingo: ONE NIGHT WITH THE DICE MAN
Sock Head23568: ANDREW DICE CLAY >_<
Switch Dingo: THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN THE SHOE
Switch Dingo: AND I FUCKD HER IN THE ASS IN FRONT OF HER KIDS AND MADE THEM FILM IT WHILE THEY CRIED AND SEXUALLY SERVICED JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN
Sock Head23568: that sounds not unlike every single hentai made ever : (
Switch Dingo: I'm the new Andrew Dice Clay
Sock Head23568: yeah you're andrew dice GAY
Sock Head23568: hooooaaaaaah
Switch Dingo:
Switch Dingo: FU
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 07:17 PM       
My game is paused. Therefore, I shall be taking my meal in the basement ... and don't forget the hot sauce if you know what's good for you ... you mess up my high score one more time and ... Am I right, guise?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 07:59 PM       
Beating women is funny to us, no?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 08:15 PM       
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


nothing, you allready told her twice...

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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 08:24 PM       
MINE HAS TWO BEFORE I TELL HER ANYTHING BECAUSE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO DO IT WITHOUT BEING TOLD.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 09:07 PM       
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Beating women is funny to us, no?
HELL YEAH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS THE SHIT I MEAN I DONT TRUST ANYHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS WITHOUT DYING AM I CORRECT GUYS
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 09:47 PM       
CAPS LOCK
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Old Mar 2nd, 2005, 11:17 PM       
OMG *SLAPS ESUOHILM IN THE CHEEK*
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Old Mar 3rd, 2005, 12:41 AM       
OMFG THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
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Old Mar 3rd, 2005, 01:08 AM       
Please stop fight you're makign me sad
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Old Mar 3rd, 2005, 06:46 PM       
The story about the tumor was true and it hurts.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2005, 08:23 PM       
plug it with a pro-flite
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Old Mar 3rd, 2005, 08:35 PM       
I'm glad that someone is sympathetic to my plight.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2005, 08:47 PM       
Sam I'm sorry but don't let it stop you from posting here like all the time ok?
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Old Mar 3rd, 2005, 08:52 PM       
did you get to keep it
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