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Old Dec 26th, 2007, 11:35 PM        Who would win?
I posted this once. I still think it's a valid question in a nerdy, fanboy sort of way. Who would win? James Bond or Hannibal Lecter? Both are crafty and prison doesn't seem to stop either one. But if Bond had to chase Lecter, blah blah blah.

This is no different than the "Dr. Who vs. Spiderman" question that was posited about 2-3 months ago.
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Old Dec 26th, 2007, 11:44 PM       
incredibly insightful. please elaborate.
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Old Dec 26th, 2007, 11:46 PM       
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 12:16 AM       
i don't know what to do. I've never met anyone who was working on a Doctorate, let alone one on Mathematics.
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 12:24 AM       
I used to know this chick whom Facebook tells me is now working on a doctorate in mathematics at Dartmouth. I assume that the two of us have made out together, but I'm really not sure.

I think the guy with no arms would win against the guy with no legs.
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 12:31 AM       
People who are actually Interested in Mathematics enough to persue as a Major are Goddamn insane. I should know. As are line cooks.
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 12:37 AM       
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People who are actually Interested in Mathematics enough to persue as a Major are Goddamn insane.
I know, just look at that guy from NUMB3RS on CBS.
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 01:13 AM       
OK, I get it.. the Writers Strike is still going on and you guys are like straight up bored. I can understand. I tried to offer a what if? idea but i guess you didn't like it... or their may have been, y'know, copyright probs. And I guess Darth Vader vs. Dracula won't work either for similiar reasons.

I don't know... I Thought James Bond vs. Hannibal Lecter Would be a Damn Good fight.If you think about it, the time lines are similiar. They could have met. I'd watch that before some Alien/Predator/Batman shite.

And you can't say, Darth Vader vs. Count Dracula wouldn't be a cool fight.

Yeah, why don't you "Guild" writers keep striking so I can write MY stories.

I would say you guys suck, but you know... money before talent.
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 01:24 AM       
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69697094

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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 01:47 AM       
that was good, sir. I didn't make this thread for my own enjoyment, however. If anyone has a fantasy fight, they can post it. I was watching Goldfinger earlier, And the idea of Bond vs. Lecter just screamed inside my head. Out of many stupid ideas i've had, i think this one could actually work.
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 01:48 AM       
I saw Freaks between the time of that thread's making and this one.

The shocker at the ending is completely fantastic.
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 01:52 AM       
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 01:54 AM       
it is a good movie. NOW WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD FIGHT BETWEEN FICTIONAL CHARCTERS?!?!
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 02:11 AM       
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 02:31 AM       
guys who would win a fight captain kirk or captain kirk from the evil paralel universe
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 02:32 AM       
ANSWER: WHO FUCKING GIVES A SH*T
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Kirk original would win! Great question Code-Wheel!
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 12:53 PM       
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I used to know this chick whom Facebook tells me is now working on a doctorate in mathematics at Dartmouth. I assume that the two of us have made out together, but I'm really not sure.

I think the guy with no arms would win against the guy with no legs.
Why do you think that? The fight will surely end up on the ground, and then arms guy has it made.
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 01:18 PM       
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