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Old Sep 20th, 2009, 08:18 PM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2009, 09:42 PM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 12:20 AM       
chat?
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 12:22 AM       
ah, i have heard of these "Chat rooms." i am familiar with the procedure.
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Attention, gentlemen! i am a very attractive blonde girl with loads of free time!
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 12:25 AM       
that went really well.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 12:31 AM       
huh wuh yeah mhmm
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 01:18 AM       
i'm making bad decisions again......
fuck it.
i wish i could drag one of you down this road with me
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 01:24 AM       
Aramis is my favourite Musketeer.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 02:33 AM       
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i'm making bad decisions again......
fuck it.
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Don't get shot by some bitch.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 08:46 AM       
that's funny because the first thing I thought of was, "do Dixie gotta choke a bitch?"
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 10:09 AM       
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Aramis is my favourite Musketeer.
Is he the one that wanted to be a church guy,
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 11:27 AM       
Most would call them priests, but yeah.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 11:48 AM       
Too much of a horndog.

He's my favorite too :<
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 12:06 PM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 12:42 PM       
Funny how he wanted to be a priest in the Dumas story, yet his name is branded as a cologne (for the ladies).
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 01:10 PM       
no married guys this week
this week i'm just getting completely wasted everyday all day til saturday comes.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 01:27 PM       
On saturday are you just to drink too though? I'm all for it.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 01:31 PM       
saturday i will be experimenting with some uppers to keep me awake through 2 shows.
i drink AFTER work saturday
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 01:41 PM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 01:47 PM       
you wish
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 01:52 PM       
I do, and you can snort one off my boner.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 01:53 PM       
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I knew a guy like that. Then one day he said he was going to become a priest to perform exorcisms and hunt vampires. Didn't talk to him much after that. No reason to.
I'm an Habitual Liar, some of the time the things I hear myself saying are hilariously impossible and I'm lucky to have encountered a lot of people that agreed. Frequently I find my lying unhelpful and annoying, and I've met some people that agree to that view, but they are boring and unimaginative and no fun at all.

...I'm lying.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 01:55 PM       
I don't think a penis would be a good surface for a beginner
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 02:11 PM       
Dude, that's expert level.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 02:15 PM       
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