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Anonymous · #1

Aiii...Yaiii...Yaiii Yaiii...

Father Helm will be along shortly to deliver some soothing words to the berieved.

Helm · #2

Jerseyboys' Dad, goodbye. It's better that you have died. Your son was way too gay for comfort, and plus he's bald and I can't begin to guess how ashamed you were of your totally gay son with a receding hairline. I guess you should have kept the condom on, huh. It's all up to the lil' korean kids anyhow. ******. Oh, I'm sorry about the racist slur, I didn't mean to say I fucking hate ******s, jews and spics like you. This will be the end of my eulogy, take care.

Now some words from his dear friends and family and then we can all hit the catering food!

george · #3

the food is all ready!!!

noob3 · #4

THREE BEERS FOR THE HERO

Anonymous · #5

Where is the guest of honor?

Mockery · #6

So fucking boring...

george · #7

i think he is off having fun listening to his rikki martin records and breaking pinata's.

Helm · #8

Rog, show some respect for the dead!

Anonymous · #9

Yes, it isn't as if they can jump up and dance around to amuse you.

noob3 · #10

STOP SQUIRMING, MOCK

YOU'RE UPSETTIGN THE BEANERS

Mockery · #11

Yes, it isn't as if they can jump up and dance around to amuse you.

Nor can any of these recent posts. :/

george · #12

i think mock hates boring people!!!! what a fucking jerk. not all of can be funny and cool. i am going to cry about it in a special thread

Malevolent · #13

I've been trying to lighten up as of late, but all these shitty threads are making it very difficult

CastroMotorOil · #14

I'll second that.....

george · #15

well zorak agrees with you carni. that should tell you something.

Mockery · #16

I've been trying to lighten up as of late, but all these shitty threads are making it very difficult

It really is pathetic. If it was just noobs, it'd be understandable...

whoreable · #17

look on the bright side. they will probaly get rid of jerseyboy for us.
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Anonymous · #18

I think it's hilarious, as well as others do, and it's for a greater good, so I will continue to do it until I get tired of it.

You've got a problem with that, Carn and newbie, you can suck my hot dog.

Mock, we sometimes don't see eye-to-eye on comedy, but I don't bitch in your minimock threads about it.

whoreable · #19

hilarious. no. mildly amusing maybe.
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Anonymous · #20

Well, thank god we got that cleared up.

Mockery · #21

Mock, we sometimes don't see eye-to-eye on comedy, but I don't bitch in your minimock threads about it.

It's hard not to bitch when I just shelled out over 100 bux so people can make hilarious "****** this, ****** that. your dad's dead. you're bald." threads.

It's called having some standards. You can be real funny when you want to Eric, as can a lot of the people on these boards... but this shit is just pathetic and I'm not alone when I say so.

noob3 · #22

Dude, but dosn't the picture of Helm-priest make it all worth it?

george · #23

i know what will save this thread!!!

a mystery. this guy playing superman is someone mock is all too familiar with. the first to realize who it is will officially be able to decide things cause there will be a suprise of epic proportions.

Anonymous · #24

What do you think is more hilarious? Jerseyboy's extended career or this thread?

*We need to suck it up and hug. The grief of this loss is weighing too heavily on our minds and causing us to bicker.