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Perndog · #1

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MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — A woman who gave what she said were flu shots to more than two dozen people, then fled when asked for information about her credentials, was arrested Friday, police said.

State health officials said they didn't know what was in the shots given to at least 28 people, but no one had reported any ill effects as of Friday. The shots were given on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at Augsburg College in Minneapolis.

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According to the perp herself, she was selling genuine flu vaccines to raise money for an American Heart Association drive at her daughter's elementary school.

This also happened in Washington a few days ago, in which case the vaccines were found to be legitimate and no charges were filed. The same thing is going to happen here, and if people around here were just a little smarter than they are, they would kick themselves for being so fucking paranoid, and this wouldn't be anywhere close to a nationally newsworthy story. But they're not. So whatever.

ziggytrix · #2

Whatever, you'd have to be INSANE to let some random fucker inject you with a syringe just cuz they say it's a flu shot.

AChimp · #3

BUT IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU HATE CHILDREN OR SOMETHING???????

ziggytrix · #4

OR SOMETHING . . .

(and that something is NEEDLES)

AChimp · #5

YOU LIMP-WRISTED LIBERAL SISSY. REAL AMERICANS STICK NEEDLES IN THEMSELVES ALL THE TIME.

Fahrenheit 1337 · #6

Perndog · #7

It didn't look like some random fucker who just claimed to be giving flu shots. It was a lady in a lab coat and scrubs, AND for some weird-ass reason, there were posters all over the walls and a mention on the campus e-mail list that said there would be someone giving flu shots that day. Way to go, college administration.

Why the fuck does a college kid need to pay 20 bucks for a flu vaccine anyway? If you get sick, suck it up and wait a few days for it to go away. It's not like people our age are dropping like flies to this deadly disease.