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Old Mar 23rd, 2006, 09:25 PM        McDonalds served, sit-down dining
I've heard rumors about some McDonalds going to a sit-down, have a waitress come over, type of format. The first was from my girlfriend's sister who works in a McD's regional office, which I took as credible but possibly an idea that would get shot down before making it to the public.

Then Valentines day happened. I walked into one of the local McDs and saw flowers, placemats, and laminated construction paper menus on half of the tables. I asked the girl at the counter what the deal was. On the way in I guess I missed the big sign 2 lots up, they're building a new bigger McDs to facilitate the new format, and for Valentines they did a test run.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2006, 09:41 PM       
Did they serve the food on plastic trays with the burgers still wrapped or did you get plates with the food on it, microwaved and piping hot?
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 01:16 AM       
I wish I could'a seen, but the only ppl I saw sitting at the tables were old ppl with coffee. Good point though, it'd be silly if someone just brought you a tray with burgers in paper wrappers.

Do they open the ketchup packets for you? Are you supposed to tip them?
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 01:35 AM       
There are a few McDiners in Indiana.
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 10:18 AM       
Now you don't even have to get up. Next year I hear they're going to put parking lot adjacent McScooters to cart the fatties straight to the door so they won't have to do any walking at all.
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Old Mar 25th, 2006, 09:17 AM       
Is this like the McCafes they have here in NZ?
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Old Mar 25th, 2006, 10:42 AM       
So you guys already have this there? Do they serve the Big Macs wrapped up or do they serve them restaraunt style?
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Old Mar 25th, 2006, 11:12 AM       
According to the adverts on TV, they only serve salad & tiny pastries with coffee in cheap ceramic cups.

I'd rather shit in the street if the only other option was going into McDonalds.
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Old Mar 25th, 2006, 06:39 PM       
Seeing as how there isn't any tofu there I can understand your feelings about it. There isn't ANYTHING natural about that place. So having some fakers bring you your order with a plastic smile can be obliterating. They just need to stay behind the counter and keep that much distance from people.

It's just a bad idea all around.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 11:13 AM       
I looked up McDiner after Sethomas mentioned it...it seems um...

You go to a table and order via a red handset that looks like the freaking Bat-Phone, except yours isn't under a cool glass dome like Commissioner Gordon's was. The food is made in a kitchen that's separate from the regular McDs kitchen under the same roof, and its brought to your table. And you're not supposed to tip your food delivery person. The menu sounded like the same stuff you would get in a midrange hotel (belgian waffles for breakfast, open face sandwiches for lunch).

Wonder if you go there for prom if they still give you free food.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 12:14 PM       
If anybody goes there for prom night for free food, it's not because they're going to get any action later on. Just a general guess on my part.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 01:04 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 01:10 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 01:28 PM       
It doesn't take much for that. :selflove

But then for you it probably takes a whole vineyard. :getit
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 01:35 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 10:28 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 10:46 PM       
I'm not condoning arson here, but I just can't get the word McFireBomb out of my head for some reason.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 11:39 PM       
Everyone that disses McDonalds still eats there because the food is cheap, and delicious.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 11:50 PM       
mcdonalds food is not "delicious" wtf
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 11:53 PM       
Say what you want about how utterly disgusting it is, it still tastes really good.
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 12:06 AM       
not as good as burger king or wendy's
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 12:07 AM       
or homemade burgers
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 12:09 AM       
My McDonalds smells like urine and fries. I don't go there anymore.
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 12:11 AM       
Stop peeing on the trashcans inside!
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