killersparten003: I WANT THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND
Microwaved Grape: why
killersparten003: cuz it was a fucking awesome game
killersparten003: dont deny it
killersparten003: u know it was
Microwaved Grape: never played it
killersparten003: wow...
killersparten003: thats sad
Microwaved Grape: yes, how dare I never have played a game that came out years before I cared about videogames
killersparten003: ...97?
killersparten003: lol
Microwaved Grape: and won't even run on a modern computer
killersparten003: o wait..94
killersparten003: and yah it will lol
Microwaved Grape: with DOSbox
killersparten003: they made a version of it that runs on 95
killersparten003: and u can run it in compatibility mode
Microwaved Grape: yeah except windows generally sucks shit at emulating it's own software
Microwaved Grape: see also: Final Fantasy 7
killersparten003: ...it didnt suck with that one game that u gave me...i cant remember the name
killersparten003: the one with the vault and u have to get the water chip
Microwaved Grape: Jesus christ
My cousin built his own DDR pad out of wood and steel and magic, and played so much at home that he lost an incredible amount of weight. Then he piled laundry on it and he never did his laundry, and instead he would sit in a lazyboy and eat huge blocks of cheese. He gained the weight back with such swiftness that biochemical rules of nature were defied and minds were boggled.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
On the locking of threads, I hope you all saw as Vila made a pathetic dick joke, so I called her out on making pathetic dick jokes, and she responded with "at least I don't make dick jokes" or something. I just thought I'd say that because it amused, at the very least (and at the same time, most importantly) me.