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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 01:36 PM        Take your best shot
Here are some suggestions:


"Hey Mike ur gay!"

"Mike you are 'impared'"

"B=========================D"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"You are 'unfunny'!"
(always a classic and clever "mockery")
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 01:48 PM       
Mike, you are so boring that this thread will never get off the ground, you have no distinguishable character traits whatsoever. There is nothing about you that is worthy of mockery because there is nothing about you that anybody can remember.
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 02:19 PM       
Good try princess, but I am still not feeling very damaged.
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 02:31 PM       
I am not trying to damage you, i mean, you have probably thought about these things enough to assure that they cannot harm you. I mean, you probably wonder why no one ever remembers your name (just assume it is because Mike is a common name), you probably wonder why no one seems to care what you are doing, i mean i am sure you have worked this all out and come up with a justification in your head that works, do what you need to, to proctect yourself.
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 02:33 PM       
Die.
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 03:06 PM       
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT.
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT.
AND BLOW ME AWAY.
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 03:26 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 03:34 PM       
He's so frail.
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 09:57 PM       
Who's so frail?
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 09:59 PM       
I WOULD CALL YOU FEMALE, BUT YOU'RE TOO FRAIL, YOUR EXISTANCE IS FRACTIONALLY VAGINAL :blackice
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 10:10 PM       
Oh my god, how offensive.

Seriously though, so now you're trying huh? You're attempting to insult me by criticizing my physique? Try again, dumbass.
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 10:11 PM       
I'm tempted to use the ultimate I-Mockery insult of death:

you're UNFUNNY omg!
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 10:16 PM       
I was quoting a poem from Def Poetry Jam
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 10:31 PM       
Never heard of it.
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 10:32 PM       
Do you know why everyone calls you unfunny?
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 11:59 PM       
Yes I do.
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Old Apr 14th, 2004, 12:59 AM       
HAY SCHIMID NICE NAME JERK
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 04:03 PM       
You're like hemophiliac, iron-deficient, calcium-deficient Paul Reuben frail ... only without the loveable Peewee humor.
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 05:00 PM       
Big McLargehuge kicked Marks ass!
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 07:20 PM       
Yellow/orange tinted shades are ugly. NO OFFENSE.
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 02:45 AM       
Mike youre a fag and youre avitar Id David Hayter and I'm cooler than you
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 03:22 AM       
ArrowX, you suck. So bad. Get over calling people fags already, it is not effective.
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 03:24 AM       
Mike stop hogging all the stupid and share it with the likes of 13thfloor and Fartinmowler.
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 03:27 AM       
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NO OFFENSE.
None taken, dumbass. The guy in my avatar is that Gay Pimp guy from Soccer Practice. It's kind of an ironic "joke" which isn't really that funny (yes I know, like most of my posts, HAHA beat ya to it fuck-nuggets).
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 03:28 AM       
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Mike stop hogging all the stupid and share it with the likes of 13thfloor and Fartinmowler.
Oh you should talk.
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