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Antagonistic Tyrannosaur
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Abstruse Caboose
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Nov 20th, 2005, 04:25 AM
The Quintessential Sethcapade
So, after I came home from a party tonight, around 3:20 I got my first bootie call from a girl. I drove over to her place, and on the way picked up some hitchhikers. I asked them where they needed to go, and it turned out it was like four fucking blocks away. It was cold outside, but they're lazy fucks regardless.
I dropped them off, then continued on my merry way. I was running late, of course, due to my being nice. I got there, and a mildly flamboyantly gay man answers the door.
"Umm, does (insert female name) live here?"
-Yeah, but she's asleep. Let me check on her.
--I shook her vigorously and she wouldn't wake up. We've been drinking all night, so she seems totally passed out. I'll tell her to call you in the morning.
"Umm. Okay."
So I drove back home a sad panda. You ask, well what was the Coeternal element of the whole thing, if this was a Sethcapade? There wasn't really any, except for the fact that all weekend I've been pining over an old high school friend of mine, because yesterday she told me that she has a boyfriend. Well, the hitchhikers wanted to be dropped off at HER sorority house.
So, totally, what the fuck?
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