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Old Sep 15th, 2011, 02:15 AM        The Greatest Horror Movie Moments - Sleepwalkers
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Old Sep 15th, 2011, 04:35 AM       
Can you imagine the headlines in the paper the next day? Or the discussions this police officer's co-workers had 'round the water-cooler that morning?

"You know, he always was complaining about his corns."
"Well, I always thought his jokes were corny, but this is ridiculous."

It would be an arsenal of corn puns for months. And as that first corn-pun loaded work day stretched into long, regret-filled decades, the police officer's family would uncover the horrifying truth behind the corn-murder's TRUE POWER - forcing them to face a terrible new reality where CORN IS USED AS A WEAPON ALL THE TIME FOR NO REASON and SAFETY DOES NOT EXIST.

They will think about that corncob at their weddings, and high-school reunions. They will remember it as they grow old and infirm, and as they witness the birth of their children. The nightmare of corncob-fueled murder will haunt them for the rest of their lives.
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Old Sep 15th, 2011, 11:14 AM       
how did I know it was going to be this scene? and i saw this really young like 7 or 8 years old.
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Old Sep 15th, 2011, 12:48 PM       
This reminds me of the beginning of Shoot 'Em Up; when the hero kills a bad guy with a carrot. At least this scene had supernatural strength to explain it.
Give us more impossible kills, Hollywood. Have someone use a gummi rope garrote!
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Old Sep 15th, 2011, 01:48 PM       
I too saw this movie young, but even then it was ridiculous. Think she studied kung food?
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Old Sep 15th, 2011, 01:57 PM       

The Borg Queen never appeared on Start Trek: The Next Generation. She was made up for the film Star Trek: First Contact, in which Alice Krige portrayed her.

The reason I make this clarification is because the Borg Queen DOES make appearances on Star Trek Voyager, but a totally different actor (who isn't very good at all) plays her.
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Old Sep 15th, 2011, 03:51 PM       
Wow, I didn't even know that Glen Shadix died! Just wanted to point out that he played "Otho" in Beetlejuice, not "Otis."
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Old Sep 15th, 2011, 05:32 PM       
I went to this movie in the theater, and the entire crowd was getting into it! I just remember that certain parts of the movie were supposed to be serious, like when all of the cats in town started running together there was emotional music playing... The "cats" in the town were going to save the day. Also, when the create-dude was getting it on with his mother in a mirror reflection. (nasty).
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Old Sep 15th, 2011, 05:39 PM       
Ah, so many corny jokes.
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