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Old Aug 6th, 2012, 02:42 PM       
I don't have a stockpile of antibiotics here. I went because cat mouths are dirty and it was a deep puncture wound (imagine if you dug into the meat of your palm with a staple remover, that's what it was, approximately). I couldn't get it to bleed clean. And it was the hospital instead of the doctor because it was Friday night and no one was open.

And it was antibiotics because I'm an immunocompromised former cancer patient.
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Old Aug 6th, 2012, 02:52 PM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2012, 02:55 PM       
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My doctor basically made a big joke of it. He turned on the tap in the exam room and said, "Scared of this?"
Did you say "TURN THAT OFF BEFORE I GO ALL RAMBO ON YOUR ASS!!!!" That would have been funny.
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Old Aug 6th, 2012, 03:22 PM       
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And it was antibiotics because I'm an immunocompromised former cancer patient.

Ahhh.
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Old Aug 6th, 2012, 04:53 PM       
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I ended up going to the ER, thinking they would throw me in minor care and give me some Augmentin. Instead, they made a big deal because of their supposed "Animal Bite Protocol", threw me in Major Care, told me they thought a tooth had broken off in the wound, took X-rays, did not find a tooth, put me on IV antibiotics and told me that they would be putting me under rabies quarantine.

Know why?
Because you were already augUmentive?
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Old Aug 6th, 2012, 04:59 PM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2012, 05:41 PM       
I suppose it's auguable.
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Old Aug 6th, 2012, 10:19 PM       
Fortunate drug protocol for comedy eh wot
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Old Aug 8th, 2012, 11:44 AM       
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I was gonna ask you, is there heavy police coverage in La Bufa? I thought that town was supposed to be pretty chill. Or is it that there are normal amounts of cops but heavily armed like all the cops in Mexico.
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la bufa has just like 3 cops tops
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I have some badges, do you want them?
This was a well thought out set up and DonVare has missed the layup.
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Old Aug 8th, 2012, 12:59 PM       
To young?
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Old Aug 8th, 2012, 10:44 PM       
Probably too young, and foreign language puns, references and jokes are always the hardest to learn.
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Old Aug 9th, 2012, 12:53 AM       
i didnt get it either
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Old Aug 9th, 2012, 02:06 AM       




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Old Aug 9th, 2012, 03:16 AM       
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man i havent seen blazing saddles since i was like 8 years old
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Old Aug 9th, 2012, 08:52 AM       
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Old Aug 9th, 2012, 11:34 AM       


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Old Aug 9th, 2012, 12:14 PM       
Hahahaah 10k those are the exact 3 examples in the exact order that I used to explain it to my wife last week.
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Old Aug 9th, 2012, 01:15 PM       
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Old Aug 9th, 2012, 01:26 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2012, 12:09 AM       
I didn't know they did the Killer Klowns from Outer Space theme.



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Old Aug 10th, 2012, 12:49 AM       
They're a pretty underrated band.
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Old Aug 11th, 2012, 09:03 PM       
i love meeting people who aren't from around here. mostly because they recognize that i'm not from around here.

most of the rewarding conversations i've had with strangers in the past year start with them saying "you're not from here." sweet.

this evening a former new-yorker said "this place is a nightmare." so nice to hear that from someone else who knows.
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Old Aug 12th, 2012, 12:02 PM       
whenever my cat bit me when I was a kid my mom said it itched so bad because cats paws are so dirty.

also whenever my mom used to slap me or hit me it would itch afterwards so i thought she was dirty too
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