Fat Kids........

[Tadao]

KINDA MAKES YOU LOOK WEAK. YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN YOU TRIPPED A SKINNY LITTLE KID TO IMPRESS THAT GIRL, AND SHE FELT BAD FOR HIM INSTEAD OF THINKING YOU WERE TOUGH?

[RaNkeri]

Man, I bet you can't shower either, you might accidentally ingest some water

[TheCoolinator]

Originally Posted by RaNkeri

Man, I bet you can't shower either, you might accidentally ingest some water

My water supply isn't fluoridated.

[RaNkeri]

GUYS, MY TOOTH PASTE HAS SODIUM FLUORIDE IN IT.

THERES NO WARNING ABOUT POISON => SODIUM FLUORIDE ISN'T POISONOUS

CASE PROVED

[TheCoolinator]

Originally Posted by RaNkeri

GUYS, MY TOOTH PASTE HAS SODIUM FLUORIDE IN IT.

THERES NO WARNING ABOUT POISON => SODIUM FLUORIDE ISN'T POISONOUS

CASE PROVED

Brand? Picture?

[Dimnos]

Originally Posted by TheCoolinator

Brand? Picture?

I could ask you the same thing.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by TheCoolinator

Do they add beer to the water supply? Do you brush your teeth everyday with beer?

Uh, no, alcohol is a poison. In small amounts it's ok, but that doesn't mean it's still not a poison. I refuse!

[TheCoolinator]

Originally Posted by Dimnos

I could ask you the same thing.

Desert Essence
Dr.Ken
Toms of Maine

[Esuohlim]

Coolinator do you enjoy the occasional alcoholic beverage?

[TheCoolinator]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Coolinator do you enjoy the occasional alcoholic beverage?

More personal questions?

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by TheCoolinator

Desert Essence
Dr.Ken
Toms of Maine

I assume this means you brush your teeth with "Tom's of Maine" toothpaste, yes?

[Tadao]

I bet he rubs his armpits with Arm and Hammer mixed with the juice of a million mint leaves.

[Dimnos]

Desert Essence has tea tree oil.

Tea tree oil should not be used orally; there are reports of toxicity after consuming tea tree oil by mouth.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tea...ent-teatreeoil

Dr. Ken uses SODIUM FLUORIDE.

http://www.drkens.net/contact.asp

Toms does have a fluoride free paste but even they say

Originally Posted by Toms

Fluoride is currently the only toothpaste ingredient recognized by the US Food and Drug Administration to prevent cavities.

Their fluoride free paste instead uses glycerin which is only mildly toxic when ingested. However the way you tell it, toxic is toxic.

They also use hydrated silica which will wear away tooth enamel.

[Tadao]

I'm sure he won't completely ignore that. Give yourself 5 proving Coolie wrong points.

[Dimnos]

I want him to completely ignore it. I want him to ignore it to the point he just shuts up about it. Probably not going to happen though.

[Dimnos]

Oh and just to keep us on track.

[TheCoolinator]

Originally Posted by Dimnos

Desert Essence has tea tree oil.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tea...ent-teatreeoil

Dr. Ken uses SODIUM FLUORIDE.

http://www.drkens.net/contact.asp

Toms does have a fluoride free paste but even they say

Their fluoride free paste instead uses glycerin which is only mildly toxic when ingested. However the way you tell it, toxic is toxic.

They also use hydrated silica which will wear away tooth enamel.

There are non-Fluoride brands. I use those.

Also, Sodium Fluoride is the main ingredient in rat poison.

[Grislygus]

Oh, for fuck's sake

FAT KIDS WERE PRETTY FUNNY IN SCHOOL, THEY RAN AWAY AND SHOOK LIKE JELLO JIGGLERS WHEN OTHER CHILDREN THREW HALF-EATEN SANDWICHES AND LUNCHBOXES AT THEM AND THAT SUMS UP EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP NO NEED TO THANK ME YOU CAN STOP ADDING TO THE CONVERSATION NOW

[TheCoolinator]

I'm going to make a new thread just for Sodium fluoride.

[Grislygus]

YOU WOULDN'T THROW YOUR HOSTESS SNACKS AT THEM, THEY WERE TOO SOFT TO HURT AND WOULD ACTUALLY BE MISCONSTRUED AS A REWARD. IT WAS A ROOKIE MOVE, PRETTY MUCH

[Grislygus]

OF COURSE, YOU COULD THROW THEIR HOSTESS SNACKS AT THEM, PROVIDED YOU SMASHED THEM FIRST. IF IT WAS A PACKAGE OF TWINKIES OR SWISS ROLLS YOU COULD DO IT TWICE. BECAUSE THERE WERE TWO PER PACK. IT WASN'T JUST FUNNY BECAUSE THE FAT KID'S FEELINGS WERE HURT, IT WAS ALSO FUNNY BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD WASTE A TWINKIE.

IF THE FAT KID STARTED CRYING AND TRIED TO EAT THE SMASHED TREAT THROUGH THEIR OWN TEARS YOU WERE THE COOL KID FOR THE DAY

[TheCoolinator]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

YOU WOULDN'T THROW YOUR HOSTESS SNACKS AT THEM, THEY WERE TOO SOFT TO HURT AND WOULD ACTUALLY BE MISCONSTRUED AS A REWARD. IT WAS A ROOKIE MOVE, PRETTY MUCH

I used to be very fond of those little Debbie chocolate cakes with the white icing. If I was a fat kid I'd love to get my hands on those.

[Grislygus]

I WAS ABOVE THAT, OF COURSE. I WAS OF AN ADVANCED TECHNIQUE. IF YOU QUIETLY OPENED THEIR BACKPACKS IN CLASS YOU COULD STEAL THEIR TREATS AND SWITCH THEM WITH A SMALL ZIPLOC BAG WITH CARROTS AND CELERY IN IT. YOU UNLOADED PART OF THE CRAPPY LUNCH THAT YOUR RESPONSIBLE PARENT GAVE YOU AND YOU MADE THE FAT KID WANT TO CRY BECAUSE THEIR MOM WASN'T GIVING THEM NICE THINGS ANY MORE.

THEN AT LUNCHTIME YOU WOULD MAKE SAY THAT THEIR MOM GAVE THEM CARROTS BECAUSE THEY WERE FAT WHILE YOU ATE THEIR CUPCAKE AND CHIPS

[Grislygus]

BONUS POINTS IF THEIR MOM HAD SNUCK THEM A SODA AND YOU MANAGED TO STEAL THAT TOO

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

I WAS ABOVE THAT, OF COURSE. I WAS OF AN ADVANCED TECHNIQUE. IF YOU QUIETLY OPENED THEIR BACKPACKS IN CLASS YOU COULD STEAL THEIR TREATS AND SWITCH THEM WITH A SMALL ZIPLOC BAG WITH CARROTS AND CELERY IN IT. YOU UNLOADED PART OF THE CRAPPY LUNCH THAT YOUR RESPONSIBLE PARENT GAVE YOU AND YOU MADE THE FAT KID WANT TO CRY BECAUSE THEIR MOM WASN'T GIVING THEM NICE THINGS ANY MORE.

THEN AT LUNCHTIME YOU WOULD MAKE SAY THAT THEIR MOM GAVE THEM CARROTS BECAUSE THEY WERE FAT WHILE YOU ATE THEIR CUPCAKE AND CHIPS