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Old Jul 2nd, 2013, 04:19 PM        Now that your dead I can finally admit it...
I loved you I-mockery forums.

I loved you.

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Old Jul 2nd, 2013, 04:51 PM       
I would love to give a eulogy that says you were good, that you did good in this world, and that the world will be worse off without you. But I can't lie so brazenly under God's roof. So here is the truth. You were, from day one, an awful bitch I-mockery forums.

But I still loved you.

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Old Jul 2nd, 2013, 05:15 PM       
I remember during a very difficult time in my life I confided in you I-mockery Forums. I broke my anonymity and spilled my guts. I didn't hide anything and when I was done you gazed at me with those brilliant searching eyes, those eyes I trusted implicitly, and you said something I'll never forget, "what're you, gay?"

It hurt so bad

but I forgive you I-mockery Forums

I forgive you

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Old Jul 2nd, 2013, 06:06 PM       
Some people claim to be feminist, imagining themselves as modern day Simone De Beauvoirs. Believing that they stand unwavering against traditional gender roles, against the status quo. But nobody nowhere can claim to have hated the patriarchy more than I-mockery Forums did. Why when one of our friends would come to us with the heavy news that their father had passed away, I-mockery Forums' face would light up with such bliss that nobody would believe such euphoria could come from the orphaning of a friend. Soon she would, unprovoked, begin to verbally savage our once friend and their dead father. Extreme? Maybe, but she was only following her moral compass and I've always respected that.

Still I'm glad my father has outlived her.

Goodbye I-mockery Forums.

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Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 02:45 AM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 03:57 AM       
I blame the Jews.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 03:33 PM       
I blame the rapid influx of mexicans.
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Old Jul 8th, 2013, 01:56 PM       
you were all terrible people and I fucking hate you
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Old Jul 10th, 2013, 10:00 PM       
now we just need credits with a list of who was whose character
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Old Jul 11th, 2013, 11:50 PM       
I guess its just time to admit I'm one of Khals many characters.
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Old Jul 12th, 2013, 12:25 AM       
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Old Jul 12th, 2013, 01:24 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2013, 01:58 PM       
Sad to see this place in it's current state but when you have such an insular community a slow and painful death is expected.
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Old Jul 13th, 2013, 02:05 PM       
Shit looking at my reg date it just dawned on me that I was 20 when I registered here.
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Old Jul 14th, 2013, 05:14 AM       
I was 15. Yeesh.

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Old Jul 14th, 2013, 04:16 PM       
I have no idea. I haven't seen or heard anything from her in at least 5 years.
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Old Jul 14th, 2013, 04:41 PM       
I think she's a dancer now.

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Old Jul 15th, 2013, 01:30 AM       
I'm actually Tadao. Srry guyz.
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Old Jul 15th, 2013, 02:45 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2013, 01:31 AM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2013, 01:40 AM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2013, 03:14 PM       
So, who was Don Carlson?
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Old Jul 17th, 2013, 04:40 PM       
Some pedophile who tricks children into his "work room"
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Old Jul 20th, 2013, 06:12 PM       


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