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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 03:11 PM       
I have some Canadian short story book that had a story about a kid with "diabeetis". I remember the other kids taunting her and calling her "Fart! Fart! Diabeetic fart!"

That's what I always think of when I think of diabeetis.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 03:13 PM       
I wonder if their farts smell like candy.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 03:13 PM       
I'm so sorry.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 03:14 PM       
No, but if there are a lot of ketones, urine can smell funny.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 05:34 PM       
So, I'm sitting outside smoking a ciggerette and watching bees do flower things. It's a normal part of my day. I also start thinking about when I was a little kid, like 4th grade, and how I would do painful things to my arm to freak the other kids out. Then I start wondering if I can withstand most pain than most. Then I think about all the emotional pain I have shrugged off all these years. Then I look at a flower and notice I don't really see the beauty in it, I just avoid seeing the fact that it is dying.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 05:38 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 05:39 PM       
You wouldn't be able to stand it if you saw it.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 05:44 PM       
talk about super cynical o.o
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 05:46 PM       
Do you write poems?
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 06:01 PM       
A poem would only make it gayer.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 06:16 PM       
I love you Tadao. In a totally non-sexual manner.

Guess which part was a lie.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 06:30 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 06:32 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:12 PM       
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With someone who isn't married, and he doesn't have a girlfriend either.

Hey, this one is only 44! I haven't dated anyone older than 50 yet.
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I think I must be the only person on the planet who isn't all giddy over Tom Waits.
And I'm not impressed by the Ramones. Opinions are fun.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 01:44 PM       
Isn't it nice when we all like different things?


I had a woman come up to me today and announce that she almost died when she had her baby. She said she had 5 pints of blood and 450+ stitches. I was trying to imagine a scenario in which 450+ stitches would make sense. Anyway, what the hell do you say to something like that? "Oh. Oh, wow."
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 01:47 PM       
"Can I see the scar?"
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 01:49 PM       
450 stitches is a lot of stitches. That baby would have had to explode out of her like in Alien or something.

Just for reference, Rodney Fox (mauled by a Great White) received 462 stitches.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 02:20 PM       
Maybe she gave birth to the baby from "It's Alive!" and it mauled her?
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 02:29 PM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 02:39 PM       
I handled it very well I think.
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Definite possibility.

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I handled it very well I think.
It wasn't you or Dr. Boogie that deleted it though.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 03:00 PM       
Ah! I see now.
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