Lol whut

[Gurlugon]

My girlfriend of two months broke up with me because her feelings were based off a rush she got from me asking her out after she had been interested in me for four years running. We had been really good friends throughout that period.

Basically that I should stick to strangers is what I'm getting out of this.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I think she was cheatin on ya dude.

[WhiteRat]

I think she was cheating on him with YOU, Zelda. You should be ashamed of yourself! Drugging her with Ether and then tying her up, keeping her imprisoned in a garden shed? What the fuck were you thinking?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Its not my fault! Willie dared me!

[WhiteRat]

Stop trying to pass the blame onto someone who had NOTHING to do with your criminal behavior.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Sorry

[Supafly345]

She was covering for something else and trying to make something less bad in comparison seem plausable.