Pleasant surprise at work

[pjalne]

I work in an electronics store, and a few hours ago I was helping a guy over at the kitchen department delivering a fridge. We're obligated to bring back defect items of this product class due to enviromental regulations, so we agreed to pick up the cusomer's 25-year-old fridge on our way back. As we were lifting it up, water saturated with 25 years worth of food shit poured all over my hands, and they still smell like onions older than I am. Fucking old lady.

[pissed off salesman]

Last year me 'n my friend James had to clean out this houe he was moving into, and this house hasn't been lived in since october 1989, but all the furniture was still there. So keep in mind this place hasn't had power in fourteen years. Well we open up the freezer in the shed and its full of maggot covered beef, and pork. James dropped on the floor and vomited, and i just stood there.

[Jeanette X]

[AChimp]

At my work, there was a milk jug that we forgot about in the cooler for a long time, and when I finally found it and tried to pour it out, the milk was so curdled and rotten that nothing would pour.

I've also found 5 year old rotten oranges that people hide behind shelves. They are dried up but still soft.