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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 06:01 AM        NEW FEATURE: "JONES SODA HOLIDAY PACK AND DESSERT!"
Halloween is gone, but that doesn't mean there's still not plenty o' fun to be had with the other upcoming holidays! Here's our first Thanksgiving-related piece of the season! Jones Soda has just released their brand new Holiday Pack, Dessert Pack, and a few other random holiday sodas that are sold separately! Naturally, we just had to give every one of these new Jones Soda flavors a big taste test!

Believe it or not, we've managed to get America's two most popular talk show hosts to give us exclusive rights to the footage of their taste test! So here it is, the big Jones Soda holiday taste test feature!

Once again, big thanks to Dr. Boogie for taking the pics of us for this piece!


NEW FEATURE: "THE 2006 JONES SODA HOLIDAY PACK AND DESSERT PACK!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jones-holiday06


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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 10:15 AM       
Wow. That's, wierd. I need to try that Banana Cream Pie soda at some point.
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 10:28 AM       
That was good, but i think i like extreme beverage testers better ;<
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 11:46 AM       
Heh. Nice wigs.
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 12:08 PM       
Christ, did this get farked or something? Nothing will load for me.

Anyway I think it's a good move to not use the EBTs right after a Count Pop article. It's just too much EXUBERANCE.
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 12:14 PM       
Also this is lol and even if it's just because you moved to the middle of everywhere, Re seems to be a really good addition to the staff. At least, I can't remember you really using her before Pop's latest escapade. But she's great, yes.
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 01:34 PM       
Thanks Chojin

Not sure I agree though. This thing got reamed on Fark (worse than a normal Fark reaming that is). And I'm no Protoclown AM I RIGHT GUYS!

I'm just trying to be a trooper and help Rog out since he is without access to the normal crew. I think I should go back to being the one who takes the pictures. Girls don't belong on the internet funny sites. I think BOOGIE is going to have to start hamming it up
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 01:34 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 02:00 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 02:45 PM       
Hah, that was great. I wish I had a Jones Soda retailer.
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 03:39 PM       
That's nonsense, Re. You were easily just as funny as Roger was in those pictures!
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 04:27 PM       
Looks like mock is about to burst out laughing in some of those pics. Really funny facial expressions.
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 05:02 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 05:47 PM       
Funny face explosion!

P.S. Doopa was great.
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 08:08 PM       
Srsly, Re, keep on keepin' on doing these things. I see you quickly becoming the token female cast member, as seen on such shows as MadTV and Saturday Night Live, pre-horrible embarassment. You provide PIZAZZ.

And the fact that y'all got farked should say something, not that the dickless idiots that frequent the site didn't like the article. You should also know by now that internet boys razz the girls as part of their colloquial mating ritual.

Did you write your own lines for that or did Rog do it all or was there some sort of accord
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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 08:49 PM       
I liked this piece too

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Old Nov 6th, 2006, 08:54 PM       
Well now I want to see Re as an extreme beverage tester.
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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 03:14 AM       
This was actually very good satire, I didn't think that another one of those jones soda articles would be good (since every single comedy website does one every year) but this was pretty original and by far the best jones soda review I've ever read!
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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 03:25 PM       
thanks chojin
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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 08:19 PM       
That was an awesome piece. Favorite part is when you guys got smashed. Made me lol.
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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 11:29 PM       
i can see your tattoo through your sleeve, re. :O
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 08:21 PM       
Didn't that dude like chug those bottles though? I thought Rog just sipped at them, like a wine tasting event. This is a real classy place after all. I gotta agree with the other posters about Re being in the pieces, she adds a nice, new element to them. Please keep up the good work guys.
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 08:28 PM       
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I gotta agree with the other posters about Re being in the pieces, she adds a nice, new element to them.
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 08:39 PM       
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I don't think you guys actually drank these sodas because you didn't throw up, even though more of them sound appealing than last year's. But the piece was still really funny.
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Didn't that dude like chug those bottles though? I thought Rog just sipped at them, like a wine tasting event. This is a real classy place after all. I gotta agree with the other posters about Re being in the pieces, she adds a nice, new element to them. Please keep up the good work guys.
We drank and swallowed every Jones Soda flavor this year. No, we didn't drink the entire bottles, because much like the video of that guy, it would result in us getting sick. But we've ALWAYS tried every one of the flavors we review. They're not always tasty, but it's not like it's poison and considering the "do it yourself" food toy product foods we've eaten in the past, some of these Jones Soda flavors aren't nearly as bad. Out of everything I've tasted in the name of humor on I-Mockery, I'd have to say the 7-Eleven Slurpee Thievery gag where I actually ate the snack cake that had been sitting in the Slurpee cup for a half hour or so was the nastiest thing ever. Not because of the flavor, but because of the extremely nasty, spongy, cold 'n wet texture of the thing. Eugh...

And yeah, it's nice having Re in more pieces but she also used to be in I-Mockery stuff back in the day too. Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Mobile, Anti-Rave site, Metal Site, Pillow Sheet Fort Wars, etc. So yeah, it's not like this is a totally brand new thing for her to be appearing in pieces. :P

Anyway, thanks for the compliments everyone - glad you guys enjoyed it!
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