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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 02:32 AM        Oh, QUIT WITH YOU'RE LIES!!!
"God doesn't WANT us to go to hell!" SO IF HE DOESN'T WANT US TO GO TO HELL, WHY THE FUCK DOES HE SCREW US OVER SO THAT BILLIONS ARE STILL GOING TO HELL?! GOD, I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO KILL JACK CHICK AND THEN KILL MYSELF! HIS COMICS ARE MAKING ME GO INSANE!!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! I feel like I want to light myself on fire so I'll get used to hell! If THIS kind of God rules our universe, I look FORWARD to the flames and torments of hell! Then he'll be SAD that I wasn't saved!!!
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 02:52 AM       
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 03:52 AM       
I had to let that out... It's GOOD to know the REAL God. God isn't supposed to make you a nervous wreck...
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 10:01 AM       
see, jonathan, the problem is you're not being a good little christian. didn't your pastor tell you not to venture forth into the real world with its maddeningly wide scope of views?
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 11:20 AM       
You're so last month.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 11:30 AM       
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you're (P) Pronunciation Key (yr; yr when unstressed)
Contraction of you are.
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your ( P ) Pronunciation Key (yr, yôr, yr; yr when unstressed)
adj. The possessive form of you.
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A person's; one's: The light switch is on your right.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 11:44 AM       
I don't know who Brian Fellow is.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 12:22 PM       
A man with a sixth grade education and love for all animals great and small.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 12:38 PM       
was this, really, worth a thread?

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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 02:37 PM       
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I had to let that out... It's GOOD to know the REAL God. God isn't supposed to make you a nervous wreck...
It is GOOD to know the REAL god. CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, MASTURBATION and NO SODOMY am I right Jon?

I just WENT to your forum for the FIRST time and WOW I think I LOVE you Jonathon Clement. And yes, DOWN the road everyone WILL feel sorry for MOCKING you, in the name of Jesus Christ, ramen.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 02:57 PM       
The difference between Jonathan Clement and myself is that I suck and I know it, and will continue to suck until I die. Jon also seems to love the sound of his own retarded voice, but he likes to think he's a decent human being, for some reason.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 10:04 PM       
The REAL God gives you extra mining skill.


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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 01:38 AM       
lol. I'll cover that later... Don't worry, it'll get better down the road as I introduce more... stuff...
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 01:45 AM       
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TORTURE SHALL CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 01:47 AM       
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lol. I'll cover that later... Don't worry, it'll get better down the road as I introduce more... stuff...
NO YOU FUCKING WON'T! STOP POLLUTING THIS BOARD WITH YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW, YOU RETARDED FUCK!
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 02:46 AM       
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 09:50 AM       
I'm thinking maybe we should get him and Vinth together...
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 05:41 PM       
Chocolate Babies?
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 06:22 PM       
HUAAAWWW!!!
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 09:53 PM       
Hehe... He's playing Marine, now. Unfortunately, he somehow managed to mispronounce "OORAH!" That's because he's a retard.
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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 02:41 AM       
No, I'm playing Al Pacino.
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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 02:47 AM       
You're playing lame with incredible realism.
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Old Nov 7th, 2005, 05:00 PM       
he's playing with the very nano-gears of the universe
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