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Old Nov 1st, 2005, 12:06 AM        30,000 calorie sandwich....or not?
So heres the short story, a guy makes a huge sandwich, documents it and eats it! Only prob is he claims to have devoured 30,000 calories when the proof is not there to support that number. Therefore, I present to you...

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Old Nov 1st, 2005, 03:18 AM       
30 000 calories is about 9 pounds of pure fat.
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Old Nov 1st, 2005, 01:11 PM       
Minus the onion rings, and maybe if those hush puppies were on the side, that would look pretty tasty.
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Old Nov 1st, 2005, 08:13 PM       
I just threw up in my mouth
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 10:29 PM       
I went to school with this fellow!

(not the sandwich)

EDIT: In fact, I guess next thursday is the one year anniversary
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Old Nov 9th, 2005, 01:44 AM       
you went to school with this guy? Was he afraud in HS as he is in the interweb?
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Old Nov 9th, 2005, 12:31 PM       
I could eat about 1/100th of that sandwich.
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Old Nov 14th, 2005, 12:02 AM       
What do you mean by fraud? Everyone I talked to seemed to validate the story of his Omegawichicus Rex (this is a name I have just made up for it.)
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Old Nov 20th, 2005, 08:13 PM       
You are stupid and have not read the Fucking article. Please lobotomize yourself IMMEDIATELY.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 07:22 PM       
what exactly makes it a sandwich and not just a pile of food with a bit of bread at the top and bottom?
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 06:02 AM       
i absoluteley must try that out
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 03:08 PM       
yikes, I am getting full looking at that thing, although I think shlockies deli has a similar thing, I'll have to look it up
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 03:19 PM       
I don't think that can be called a sandwhich. That'd be enough calories, for like, a month.
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 08:45 PM       
if it's 30000 calories it's only enough for 15 days you jerk
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 08:45 PM       
12 if you are highly active
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 05:43 AM       
Isnt that a terrible signature?
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 09:31 AM       
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if it's 30000 calories it's only enough for 15 days you jerk
My mistake.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 04:48 PM       
lol don't feel bad i call people jerk for no reason at all
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 05:40 PM       
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lol don't feel bad i call people jerk for no reason at all
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 07:25 PM       
Oh all you bad signature people are jerks.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 12:26 PM       
How long did it take him to eat it all?
Did he puke?
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 12:47 PM       
READ THE ARTICLE!! retard........
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 01:13 PM       
Link me, im to lazy to lurk around that site.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 01:16 PM       
the link's up top.... I guess I was right when I called you fat.
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