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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:09 PM       
For anyone that doesn't know, Lilli is Da Blob.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:31 PM       
Read lots of Kellychaos posts for enhanced motivation.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:35 PM       
I hope you meant that as motivation to kill oneself. 'Cuz if so, I finally agree with you.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:36 PM       
Pub I have REAL issues! Do you know what scarred me? I watched a god get hit by a goddamn freight train when i was 9. Thats why I can se almost anythhing brutal and not care. I laughed at the decapitation video for christs sake!
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:43 PM       
What makes you think this person/animal/inanimate object was a god? Did you just read Nietzsche's claim that God is dead soon thereafter and make the inferrence that you witnessed his demise? Really, I'm intrigued. Just, What. The. Fuck. Is wrong with you?
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:45 PM       
Try to spontaneously combust!
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:48 PM       
If you put effort into it--"try"--it's by definition not spontaneous.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:54 PM       
Spontaneous ejaculation (above).
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 04:46 PM       
Here in Toronto it was popular to jump off the bloor bridge

In June 1997, then President of East York Chapter Al Birney made a motion at our Annual General Meeting to take action against bridge suicides, citing the rising deaths at Toronto's Bloor St. Viaduct. Members of local chapters had lost three sons and one daughter at the bridge. The motion was unanimously adopted by chapter presidents, and Birney was invited to form the Schizophrenia Society of Ontario Bridge Committee. For three years, the Bridge Committee, led by Birney as Chairman and Michael McCamus as Spokesperson, has held meetings with 58 City Councillors and given numerous presentations at City Hall and in the community to advocate a suicide prevention fence. On average, one person jumps from the bridge every 22 days.

Research at similar "suicide magnets," including the Empire State Building, the Eiffel Tower, Golden Gate Bridge, and Washington's Duke Ellington Bridge, demonstrates that deterrent barriers prevent impulsive jumps, save lives, and protect bystanders travelling underneath the monuments. In July 1998, the Regional Coroner of Toronto, Dr. William Lucas, and the jury of the inquest into the death of choirboy Kenneth Au-Yeung recommended a barrier fence for the Bloor Viaduct. In July and October 1998, City Council twice unanimously approved "The Luminous Veil," the winning entry to the City's 1998 National Design Competition for safe, artistic, and heritage-sensitive barriers.

However, the building of the barrier was complicated by the need to maintain annual safety inspections of the bridge's second, lower deck on which run the subway trains. Construction was postponed many months, during which the price of labour and materials nearly doubled, and new conditions were added to the building contract. The Veil proposes a five-metre tall safety screen of 10,000 thin stainless steel rods, and in December, the barrier won Canadian Architect magazine's 1999 Award of Excellence. In February 2000, Toronto Mayor Mel Lastman successfully urged City Councillors to reaffirm their support for the winning barrier design, and to commit $2.5 Million to its construction.

On January 16, 2001, a 24-year-old University of Toronto student walked to Bloor Street's Prince Edward Viaduct, and leapt to his death. Since 1919, the landmark bridge has attracted over 400 suicides, a world record second only to Golden Gate Bridge.

On January 18, the Bloor Viaduct Project Steering Committee's chair Ellis Kirkland announced a $3.5 million sponsorship plan to complete the long-delayed $6 million Luminous Veil, an award- winning barrier design. A year earlier, city council had threatened to cancel the Veil, after it exceeded its $2.5-million budget. Mayor Mel Lastman brokered a compromise, giving volunteers one year to "raise the balance of funds."

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or people jump in front of the moving subway.... :/ I'm afraid of hieghts and don't want to splatter on a subway so I think I will just get old [/img]
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 04:48 PM       
you don't need to go [img] [/img]
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 04:52 PM       
I was trying to edit that but my computer slowed down because of a large download that I was in the middle of...
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 05:00 PM       
Do it in some bizarre way, like packing a bunch of pennies around an M80 wrap it in tin foil, stick in mouth, light fuse.

Boom!
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 06:09 PM       
Mad max = my hero
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 06:22 PM       
ArrowX aims high.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 06:47 PM       
try to learn something that takes long to learn. it will take your time then maybe you will meet some one who will make you want to bea better person
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 06:53 PM       
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it will take your time then maybe you will meet some one who will make you want to bea better person
How do those two things go together?
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:01 PM       
Guys she can't kill herself yet there's probably a whole bunch of movies she hasn't seen yet ok everyone make a list of movies one must see before dying I can think of a couple like It's a Wonderful Life see it's easy and she won't be able to kill herself until she watches all the movies she hasn't seen that we listed come on guys.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:07 PM       
i cant think of any
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:18 PM       
most of you misundertood my original post - not saying that it is a surprise. But go ahead, this is fun. Sometimes.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:21 PM       
Stick two croisants up your nose, and then pretend your Jauque Coustoe and you get the bends and die in your tub.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:33 PM       
I can think of 1001 movies

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846

I own this book
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:42 PM       
Aftermath
Cannibal Holocaust
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
I Hate Your Guts AKA Fight for your Life
I Spit on your Grave
Ichi the Killer
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Island of Death AKA Island of Perversion
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:45 PM       
I saw henry when it came out I enjoyed it, I had gone with a friend who needed a month to get over the trauma. hahahahahaha
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 09:42 PM       
hahahahahaha
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 10:07 PM       
fuck you, jixby. we were two very innocent 15 old girls and all. so hahahahahaha if I want.
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