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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:12 PM       
i got the joke the first time :hat
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 10:33 PM       
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You can't "repeat as necessary" if you remain alive without the capabilities of thought do continue firing. Which happens to be plausible with a shot to the temple.
However, if you've rendered yourself mentally incapable of pulling the trigger again, I'd wager you've solved your depression problem, too.
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 11:30 AM       
Nobody really knows that. You could be comatose on the outside whilst your brain is "squirming like a toad" on the inside.
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 07:02 PM       
suicide makes you go to heaven!!

so it dosnet matter
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 09:35 PM       
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You can't "repeat as necessary" if you remain alive without the capabilities of thought do continue firing. Which happens to be plausible with a shot to the temple.
Hey, I've merely laid the groundwork, here. If people can't follow my instructions, well then maybe they shouldn't be killin' themselves.
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 10:06 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2004, 09:34 AM       
i got it make friends with the gun, and then shot you, it will be like she did you a favor, no?
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Old Jul 25th, 2004, 11:19 AM       
Last time I committed suicide I woke up on a morgue slab with total amnesia and a flying skull chattering in my ear constantly.

Picked up a couple of demon babes though.

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Old Jul 25th, 2004, 04:56 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2004, 05:08 PM       
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That reminds me of button candy. You know, the kind that you peel off the strip of paper and all the freaks used to lace with LSD for the kiddies?
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Old Jul 25th, 2004, 10:56 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2004, 10:59 PM       
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That reminds me of button candy. You know, the kind that you peel off the strip of paper and all the freaks used to lace with LSD for the kiddies?
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Old Jul 26th, 2004, 03:08 AM       
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If you want to kill yourself, do it- but you have to be prepared for the consequences of your actions.
Erm...like death.
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Old Jul 26th, 2004, 07:41 AM       
For anybody seriously considering suicide, the method most medical professionals would choose is narcotic overdose. You just fall asleep and stop breathing. Utterly painless. Make sure, however, that nobody finds you. Narcan reverses the effects in less than a minute, typically. If you are discovered in time, you will most likely be resuscitated successfully.
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Old Jul 26th, 2004, 09:18 AM       
9 out of 10 doctors recommend it!
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Old Jul 26th, 2004, 03:00 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 04:26 PM        Heh
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 07:53 PM       
Don't bring dead threads back to life chickenfucker
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 08:18 PM       
I don't like him. Let's kill him.
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Old Aug 31st, 2004, 05:42 AM       
Maybe we can arrange for him to have a little 'accident'.
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Old Aug 31st, 2004, 01:11 PM       
Once more with feeling.
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Old Aug 31st, 2004, 01:45 PM       
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