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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 08:52 PM        I have a brain tumor :(
I went to the opthamologist yesterday because i recently lost my periphreal vision. The doctor saw that my eyes were in perfect shape and suggested i get a CT scan. It showed that i have a rather large pituitary tumor that has grown to a size that it is putting pressure on my optical nerve.

There is a 99% chance that the tumor is benign, but it will still have to be either shrank using radiation or removed. The tumor has apparently been there for a long time and i have manifested all the symptoms associated with acromeglia (over production of growth hormone due to a pitutitary tumor, Andre the Giant yo) big hands, big feet, big head, and my Herman Munster-esque facial features.

I am going to see a neurosurgeon monday and my doctor thinks that there is a 90% chance that he will decide surgery is the way to go.

Well that's my story
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 08:54 PM       


but really , that sucks...
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:09 PM       
get better
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:18 PM       
Shit. That's a big thing. Lots of strength...
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:28 PM       
My god that would suck. If I had disproportioned limb growth that could have been prevented, I would release some sort of humorous terror on the world.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:43 PM       
dude that sucks.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:45 PM       
That sucks.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:46 PM       
stay strong.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:49 PM       
BUT DONT DRINK TO MUCH MILK BECAUSE I HEARD BRAIN TUMORS THRIVE OFF MILK
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:51 PM       
Thanks for the tip ;(

THANKS GUYS FOR WISHING ME A HAPPY BRAIN TUMOR




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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:52 PM       
Be strong, man. Be sure to let us know when you find out more Monday.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:58 PM       
Good luck with the tumor.... oh and when they remove it, see if they'll let you keep it afterwards... I mean they should let you kepp it, it's technically yours, you should be able to keep it, name it, put it in a cool jar... at least, that's what I would try and do.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:58 PM       
but whatever you do dont try and clone yourself from the tumor cause the clone will be evil
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:03 PM       
You should ask to keep the tumour in a jar.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:06 PM       
So what's your excuse for a small dick?


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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:07 PM       
Various uses for a removed tumor:

Awesome Halloween gag
Ornament for an aquarium
Chew toy for your pet
A throw pillow
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:15 PM       
How big do tumors get? The things I'm putting on a list are getting rather large.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:24 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:24 PM       
your BRAINS are benign you filthy jerk!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:30 PM       
DONT CRY CAUSE CRYING IS FOR FAGGOTS AND I HEARD YOURE NOT A FAGGOT
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:43 PM       
if they let me keep the tumor ima dress it up pretty
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:43 PM       
What are you gonna name it?
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:45 PM       
I'D NAME IT BASS BUT IT IS BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE HAVING A TUMOR IS LESS OF A PAIN THAN READING A SINGLE ONE OF YOUR POSTS
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:46 PM       
HA HA, I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A JERK BUT I CAN'T HELP IT I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:46 PM       
Name it Sanford and Son.
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