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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 05:16 AM       
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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
(1:03:33 AM): and now she's being all kinds of sensitive about it
(1:03:53 AM): i hate women
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 05:32 AM       
I have the strangest hypothesis that OAO will leave the boards if we give him positive attention.

"The disappointed man speaks. -'I listened for an echo and I heard only praise.' -Nietzsche
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 10:11 AM       
Don't knock masturbation...it's sex with someone you love!

Woody allen said that.
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 12:04 PM       
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I call bullshit. How long have you been working out and what the fuck are you eating?
He's feeding from the fleshy, pulsing mass of self-delusion. It's high in fiber, ergo ...
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 01:28 PM       
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I call bullshit. How long have you been working out and what the fuck are you eating?
About 6 months of weight-lifting, though I had been doing calisthenics for a loooong time before that.

In that 6 months, I've gone from 145 to about 175.

I'm eating a boatload of protein. Meat, Kashi Go Lean Crunch, high-protein & fiber cereal bars, etc, plus a recovery shake. I probably eat around 4,000 calories a day.

Keep in mind that some of that is water, plus muscle memory (I'm sure I lost some lean mass when I dropped down from 220 lbs of lard). I have no illusion that I've gained no fat either, though my overall appearance is leaner.
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 02:16 PM        Re: I just realized that I'm completely outrageous.
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What does math have to do with music?
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 03:12 PM       
Nothing, but he's so outrageous he puts them in the same sentence. Sort of like putting parasol next to elephant.
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 04:25 PM       
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I call bullshit. How long have you been working out and what the fuck are you eating?
About 6 months of weight-lifting, though I had been doing calisthenics for a loooong time before that.

In that 6 months, I've gone from 145 to about 175.

I'm eating a boatload of protein. Meat, Kashi Go Lean Crunch, high-protein & fiber cereal bars, etc, plus a recovery shake. I probably eat around 4,000 calories a day.

Keep in mind that some of that is water, plus muscle memory (I'm sure I lost some lean mass when I dropped down from 220 lbs of lard). I have no illusion that I've gained no fat either, though my overall appearance is leaner.
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 06:22 PM       
LOL, khal
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 06:54 PM       
Math = Mathcore in that sentence.

It's a subgenre of metalcore, basically. Plus a few grind bands are mathish.

Stuff like The Dillinger Escape Plan and Ion Dissonance.
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 06:57 PM       
Stuff like shut the fuck up and you smell bad.
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 06:59 PM       
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I call bullshit. How long have you been working out and what the fuck are you eating?
About 6 months of weight-lifting, though I had been doing calisthenics for a loooong time before that.

In that 6 months, I've gone from 145 to about 175.

I'm eating a boatload of protein. Meat, Kashi Go Lean Crunch, high-protein & fiber cereal bars, etc, plus a recovery shake. I probably eat around 4,000 calories a day.

Keep in mind that some of that is water, plus muscle memory (I'm sure I lost some lean mass when I dropped down from 220 lbs of lard). I have no illusion that I've gained no fat either, though my overall appearance is leaner.



Show us a picture Jack!
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 07:06 PM       
Oh yeah! Pictures! I forgot!

I have a camera phone now!

Hopefully I can send a pic of myself to my email and upload it from there. I want to show you Heather too... it's a little late to show you pics of Jennifer.

Just a warning... I'm not fat, but I don't have a sixpack either.
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 07:14 PM       
lol ok we'll consider ourselves warned. FAG
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 08:09 PM       
In that 6 months, I've gone from 145 to about 175.

Ah. You've developed fatfuckism.
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 08:36 PM       
What the hell is a "borderline edger"?
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 08:48 PM       
He's sitting on the fence on the border of the edge, being outrageous all the while. Totally tubular, man.
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 01:51 AM       
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What the hell is a "borderline edger"?
Straight edge
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 01:59 AM       
More like Heteroflexible Edge.
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 05:20 PM       
OAO3405: Cool is nothing but a social concept, Marissa. I don't aspire to be considered anything by anyone. I intend to live life by my own standards.

Nothing like Thread Backups to dig up good memories.
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 07:29 PM       
oh man, you're straight edge, too?

how much worse does this kid get?
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 07:36 PM       
Let's see. He's a straight-edge body-builder with a huge cock and women constantly hitting on him.

OAO, get a blue speedo and some red underwear and a cape right now, because you should be out there fighting crime.
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 11:06 PM       
I'm not a bodybuilder.

I'm WAAAAY too fucking small to be a bodybuilder.

I train for both strength and mass.
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 11:07 PM       
Which makes you a body builder.

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The process of developing the musculature of the body through specific types of diet and physical exercise, such as weightlifting, especially for competitive exhibition.
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 11:15 PM       
To an extent, I suppose.

I don't plan to compete though. No roids for me.
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