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Johnny Couth Johnny Couth is offline
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 02:55 PM        That's Not A Halloween Decoration
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051027/...f_woman_hanged

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State police spokesman Cpl. Jeff Oldham and neighbors said people noticed the body at breakfast time Wednesday but dismissed it as a holiday prank. Authorities were called to the scene more than three hours later.
A woman hung herself, and everyone just thought it was a halloween decoration. It's hilarious in a very morbid sense.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 03:15 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 03:22 PM       
Of course.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 03:53 PM       
This is what you get for hanging yourself on halloween. I hope this is what she had in mind. If so, it's a brilliant exit and I hope when my time comes I have the courage to do something similar. If not, its very, very very sad.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 03:54 PM       
Yeah, I was hoping it was intentional, because that would be a great prank to play on the nearby population.
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